Daily Chicken Jokes and Puzzles!!!

[silkieluver_07]

Answer:
One. Because after that, the glutton's stomach isn't empty!

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

Quote:

I heard that joke in a little different way: how many items can you put in an empty grocery bag?
1 cause then its not empty.

 

[silkieluver_07]

I like the grocery bag joke!!

What did the Spanish farmer say to his hens???

 

[ticks]

Olé

as in "oh lay"

 

[silkieluver_07]

YAH! Your right!!!

 

[silkieluver_07]

What do you say when you meet a two-headed chicken?

 

[ticks]

just a guess but hello hello

 

[silkieluver_07]

Yep !!

Ticks, your REALLY good at these!!

 

[silkieluver_07]

What did one egg say to the other in a monastary kitchen?

 

[ticks]

ok I can't get this one