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Daily Chicken Jokes and Puzzles!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by silkieluver_07, May 27, 2008.

  1. silkieluver_07

    silkieluver_07 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 31, 2008
    Pennsylvania
    So...we all know that the chicken is definitely a featherbrained bird and hear are some jokes to prove it. [​IMG] Each day I will post a joke of some sort. You can try to guess the answer! If you have any suggestions or jokes you want me to add....just PM me!

    BEWARE: Some of these jokes can get a little corny! BEWARE:

    Why? what? how?

    Why do chickens think cooks are mean?
     
  2. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 20, 2008
    The obvious answer is that they try to cook them but I doubt thats it.
     
  3. silkieluver_07

    silkieluver_07 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 31, 2008
    Pennsylvania
    The answer is:

    [​IMG] They beat eggs! [​IMG]
     
  4. silkieluver_07

    silkieluver_07 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 31, 2008
    Pennsylvania
    Here's another:

    How do roosters and hens dance??
     
  5. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 20, 2008
    What am I the only one participating in this thread?
     
  6. silkieluver_07

    silkieluver_07 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 31, 2008
    Pennsylvania
    Hmmm....it seems like you are...maybe my jokes are a little too corny.... [​IMG]
     
  7. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    [​IMG] no they're cute!
     
  8. eggzettera

    eggzettera Chillin' With My Peeps

    So........[​IMG] How.......[​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. silkieluver_07

    silkieluver_07 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 31, 2008
    Pennsylvania
    Chick to Chick! [​IMG]
     
  10. silkieluver_07

    silkieluver_07 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 31, 2008
    Pennsylvania
    Next One:
    What did the hen say after she laid an egg?
     

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