Daily Chicken Jokes and Puzzles!!!

[silkieluver_07]

So...we all know that the chicken is definitely a featherbrained bird and hear are some jokes to prove it.

Each day I will post a joke of some sort. You can try to guess the answer! If you have any suggestions or jokes you want me to add....just PM me!

BEWARE: Some of these jokes can get a little corny! BEWARE:

Why? what? how?

Why do chickens think cooks are mean?

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

The obvious answer is that they try to cook them but I doubt thats it.

 

[silkieluver_07]

The answer is:

They beat eggs!

 

[silkieluver_07]

Here's another:

How do roosters and hens dance??

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

What am I the only one participating in this thread?

 

[silkieluver_07]

Hmmm....it seems like you are...maybe my jokes are a little too corny....

 

[Wildsky]

no they're cute!

 

[eggzettera]

So........

How.......

 

[silkieluver_07]

Chick to Chick!

 

[silkieluver_07]

Next One:
What did the hen say after she laid an egg?