Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Galaxiedriver, Nov 28, 2009.

  1. Galaxiedriver

    Galaxiedriver Songster

    Apr 25, 2009
    Mid Missouri
    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on something that could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the driveway. I hear a door slam and a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. I’m wondering why? I’m starting to think maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to check the time and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I had parked my classic Galaxie convertible outside by the garage and was hiding in front of it so I could get a good view of the whole driveway and street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching low in front of the car, that I noticed that the engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Do you think this is something I can fix myself or should I take it to a professional mechanic?

  2. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado

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