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Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Galaxiedriver, Nov 28, 2009.

  1. Galaxiedriver

    Galaxiedriver Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on something that could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the driveway. I hear a door slam and a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. I’m wondering why? I’m starting to think maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to check the time and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I had parked my classic Galaxie convertible outside by the garage and was hiding in front of it so I could get a good view of the whole driveway and street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching low in front of the car, that I noticed that the engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Do you think this is something I can fix myself or should I take it to a professional mechanic?

    Signed
    Galaxiedriver
     
  2. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
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