Dear Admins and Mods...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by EmtheFishLady, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here

    Jan 13, 2011
    Glen, MS
    Can we make it a rule that anyone who calls me old gets banned? Forever? Even if they don't even know me and I take offense to something they said that MIGHT be calling me old in a sneaky way?[​IMG]

    While we're at it, let's add "Cougar" and "Harlot" to that list of things they can't call me.

    Just an know...a request....

    And while you are all thinking it over...have some brownies. I just made them. [​IMG]
  2. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

    May 14, 2008
    North Phoenix
    My Coop
    None of us would ever do any of that.
  3. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here

    Jan 13, 2011
    Glen, MS
    Quote:Oh you would think so wouldn't you? [​IMG]

    I'm not going to name any names here...but let's just say I'm referring to a certain few brownie eaters...[​IMG]

    Seriously, it's all in fun though...I'd not have any fun without the brownie eaters and their banter.

    Plus, I am trying to stay awake and be difficult, but I'm kinda bored.
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2011
  4. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

    May 3, 2009
    New Jersey
    Quote:Nope, not never, no way. [​IMG]
  5. Judy

    Judy Chicken Obsessed Staff Member Premium Member

    Feb 5, 2009
    South Georgia
    Of course, first you'd have to tell us your age -- you do understand, right???

    If you're over 65, sorry, we couldn't do that.

    If you're 40 to 65, maybe we could make it a 10 point offense....

    Under 40, maybe 20 points....

    But first, your age....

    Just kidding, of course.
  6. ChickyChickyBaby

    ChickyChickyBaby Barefoot Bantams

  7. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens

    Feb 23, 2010
    Now, who would dare to refer to Em as "old". You can claim to be 23
    for a few more years yet. Of course...a certified birth certificate would
    prove your age one way or another? Me, I figure you're within 20-30
    years of that.

    But I read the rules very carefully...and saw nothing mentioning Em's

    So you aren't a cougar? just want a couple old gezzerz like
    Mississippi and me hanging out on your front porch for conversation?
    Anyone ever hear that line..." if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck"
    When I was 23, I wasn't hanging out with 100 year old women...

    Harlot...okay, that one may of been close to out of line. Care to choose
    another word?.....strumpet, wench, hussy, tart, chippy, floozy, seductress,
    harem girl, deceiver, lass...see how many words I know?

    But one gets to call Em a harlot...there's so many better words to
    describe her.

    One that comes to mind this morning is...unbalanced. (stemming from a recent
    rumor of Em's desire to be committed)

    I don't know...I may be wrong...but I got the distinct impression that Em was
    talking about me in this post. And I ask, what did I ever do to Em? Where have I
    ever shown her anything but my undying love and respect? (I'm old...I like anybody
    that feeds me) all quit calling her names, 'cause she blames me for everything.

  8. rebelcowboysnb

    rebelcowboysnb Confederate Money Farm

    Yea, y'all leave the old people alone. lol
  9. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

    Jun 11, 2007
    Quote:Yeah, leave us alone!
  10. ChickenAlgebra

    ChickenAlgebra Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2011
    Quote:Yeah, leave us alone!

    So if we call you all old cougarish harlots, we get triple banned?

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