Can we make it a rule that anyone who calls me old gets banned? Forever? Even if they don't even know me and I take offense to something they said that MIGHT be calling me old in a sneaky way? While we're at it, let's add "Cougar" and "Harlot" to that list of things they can't call me. Just an idea...you know...a request.... And while you are all thinking it over...have some brownies. I just made them.
Quote:Oh you would think so wouldn't you? I'm not going to name any names here...but let's just say I'm referring to a certain few brownie eaters... Seriously, it's all in fun though...I'd not have any fun without the brownie eaters and their banter. Plus, I am trying to stay awake and be difficult, but I'm kinda bored.
Of course, first you'd have to tell us your age -- you do understand, right??? If you're over 65, sorry, we couldn't do that. If you're 40 to 65, maybe we could make it a 10 point offense.... Under 40, maybe 20 points.... But first, your age.... Just kidding, of course.
Now, who would dare to refer to Em as "old". You can claim to be 23 for a few more years yet. Of course...a certified birth certificate would prove your age one way or another? Me, I figure you're within 20-30 years of that. But I read the rules very carefully...and saw nothing mentioning Em's age. So you aren't a cougar? Sure...you just want a couple old gezzerz like Mississippi and me hanging out on your front porch for conversation? Anyone ever hear that line..." if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck" When I was 23, I wasn't hanging out with 100 year old women... Harlot...okay, that one may of been close to out of line. Care to choose another word?.....strumpet, wench, hussy, tart, chippy, floozy, seductress, harem girl, deceiver, lass...see how many words I know? But okay...no one gets to call Em a harlot...there's so many better words to describe her. One that comes to mind this morning is...unbalanced. (stemming from a recent rumor of Em's desire to be committed) I don't know...I may be wrong...but I got the distinct impression that Em was talking about me in this post. And I ask, what did I ever do to Em? Where have I ever shown her anything but my undying love and respect? (I'm old...I like anybody that feeds me) So...you all quit calling her names, 'cause she blames me for everything. Spook
