Dear Ralphie's Relationship advice............

[duluthralphie]

I could use advice myself,,,,, I have decided I need a live in egg gatherer for days like this when the temps are below Zero and I don't want to go out myself..

I was thinking a young college girl that is willing to wear a bikini out to the coop and bring me a beer now and then, run my feet and other assorted duties would be a good idea...

My wife has never embraced this even when I present the argument of the good it would do for the local economy. We have an extra room she could stay in...


Any ideas on how I can proceed with this worthwhile project?

 

[BantyChooks]

I could use advice myself,,,,, I have decided I need a live in egg gatherer for days like this when the temps are below Zero and I don't want to go out myself..

I was thinking a young college girl that is willing to wear a bikini out to the coop and bring me a beer now and then, run my feet and other assorted duties would be a good idea...

My wife has never embraced this even when I present the argument of the good it would do for the local economy. We have an extra room she could stay in...


Any ideas on how I can proceed with this worthwhile project?

I suggest whacking yourself over the head with the skillet to save her the trouble.

 

[duluthralphie]

I suggest whacking yourself over the head with the skillet to save her the trouble.

not a helpful suggestion.....ty

 

[Molpet]

I could use advice myself,,,,, I have decided I need a live in egg gatherer for days like this when the temps are below Zero and I don't want to go out myself..

I was thinking a young college girl that is willing to wear a bikini out to the coop and bring me a beer now and then, run my feet and other assorted duties would be a good idea...

My wife has never embraced this even when I present the argument of the good it would do for the local economy. We have an extra room she could stay in...


Any ideas on how I can proceed with this worthwhile project?

tell her she could have a loincloth clad young college boy to help her with house work too

 

[BantyChooks]

not a helpful suggestion.....ty

You're welcome.

 

[PirateGirl]

I could use advice myself,,,,, I have decided I need a live in egg gatherer for days like this when the temps are below Zero and I don't want to go out myself..

I was thinking a young college girl that is willing to wear a bikini out to the coop and bring me a beer now and then, run my feet and other assorted duties would be a good idea...

My wife has never embraced this even when I present the argument of the good it would do for the local economy. We have an extra room she could stay in...


Any ideas on how I can proceed with this worthwhile project?

What if you had a slave robot, like Rosie on the Jetsons, that could help with all sorts of things around the house.

 

[duluthralphie]

tell her she could have a loincloth clad young college boy to help her with house work too

Don't be ridiculous!

 

[duluthralphie]

What if you had a slave robot, like Rosie on the Jetsons, that could help with all sorts of things around the house.

I could handle one of them,,,,

 

[Tortoise]

Woman, we need no man. Yes, I have one, but don't need one. You tube is your best friend for things you don't know how too do. I usually build my own or hire it done. If hub did it, it would be months before it got finished. Power tools are easy and a lot of fun. Send the hub to the store to pick up some groceries while you build your own.

 

[PirateGirl]

Woman, we need no man. Yes, I have one, but don't need one. You tube is your best friend for things you don't know how too do. I usually build my own or hire it done. If hub did it, it would be months before it got finished. Power tools are easy and a lot of fun. Send the hub to the store to pick up some groceries while you build your own.

I'm sure I COULD build the fence, but it sure would be nice to have someone help dig in the posts in our rocky soil