Here's one of my favorites, Derpitized!
Edited to avoid copyright police: This is straight up Lord Byron, I just messed with it.
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She herpaderps in beauty, like the night
One lawnchair the more, one treat the less,
And on that beak and o'er that comb
Of cloudless coops and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meets in her crooked aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellow'd to that derpy light 5
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.
One lawnchair the more, one treat the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every fluffy tress
Or softly lightens o'er her face, 10
Where thoughts serenely silly express
How pure, how dear their staring-place.
And on that beak and o'er that comb
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The stares that win, the beards that glow, 15
But tell of days in goodness spent,—
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent.Edited to avoid copyright police: This is straight up Lord Byron, I just messed with it.
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