LOL! But isn't it better to have tons of ideas running through your head than to be clueless???I've got a couple of horse places real close to me but I need some big tub on wheels or something to be able to gather it up and bring it home. I've got a plan in my head for just such a venture, along with a bunch of other plans fighting for air.
Yeah - I have to say, the collection and transport is not the most fun. We do have some of those large tubs at our barn along with a cart on wheels designed just to hold a tub, and I told the other barn ladies that I am borrowing them, so they won't mind when they notice we are down 3 tubs. What I do is fill one with manure, then wheel it to my car and lift it in. Then I fill two more tubs and repeat. Once I get them home, I have a lawn cart that I can wheel up to the back of my car and I can unload all 3 into it, by stacking one on top of the other and putting the third at the end of the cart. From there it isn't that bad to wheel it to where I want it, and dump out the tubs. A little bit of work, yes. But yesterday I dumped 3 tubs at 10:30. I have about 100 chickens, turkeys and ducks. The ducks have shown no interest but the turkeys and chickens immediately flocked to the area and started scratching and working the pile. I left them to it and occasionally glanced out the window to see birds still hard at work. At 4pm I called DH to the window to look. 5 ½ hours after dumping in 3 tubs of manure, about ⅔ of my flock was STILL there, scratching and pecking away. By the time they retired to bed, the "pile" was spread out over quite a large area, and as much as they were pecking at stuff, I think the quantity must have been reduced as well. At a time of year when our grasses are mostly brown and there isn't a lot for them to forage for, it is really nice to be able to give them something to work on.