I practically choked laughing when I read this! I love this visual:
DH literally pantomimed/acted out "being the chicken farmer" trying to sell me some, and schooled me on the "appropriate response" which is supposed to be: "No thank you" or "I'll pass" or "I already have chickens in my garage and the coop isn't done yet", etc. etc....
I "cracked" every time the "farmer" GUARANTEED it was a female, or started to talk about how cute they are...
My DH would have to chaperone such a trip!!
DH literally pantomimed/acted out "being the chicken farmer" trying to sell me some, and schooled me on the "appropriate response" which is supposed to be: "No thank you" or "I'll pass" or "I already have chickens in my garage and the coop isn't done yet", etc. etc....
I "cracked" every time the "farmer" GUARANTEED it was a female, or started to talk about how cute they are...
My DH would have to chaperone such a trip!!