DH made me PRACTICE saying "No thank you" !!! *FINAL UPDATE post #46*

[One Acre Wonder Farm]

I practically choked laughing when I read this! I love this visual:

DH literally pantomimed/acted out "being the chicken farmer" trying to sell me some, and schooled me on the "appropriate response" which is supposed to be: "No thank you" or "I'll pass" or "I already have chickens in my garage and the coop isn't done yet", etc. etc....

I "cracked" every time the "farmer" GUARANTEED it was a female, or started to talk about how cute they are...


My DH would have to chaperone such a trip!!

 

[Ol'FashionHen]

You could always name them...

Will
Power
Thanks
and
Nope

 

[WiseChicks]

Quote:
Suellyn -

You CAN use the phrases DH taught you, and as a good wife you should! Here are a few examples:

No I can't believe you have more chicks! Thank you for offering them to me !

I'll pass on your warm greetings to my DH!

I already have chickens in the garage so these guys will fit right in!

The coop isn't done yet but I have made other arrangements in the garage, and besides, the spring weather is gorgeous!

SEE? DH was HELPING you get more chicks, COACHING you, even! How can he POSSIBLY say anything other than "Great Job! I love you!"

 

[ODS-n-ENS FARM]

I'll check back later to see the pictures of the newest fuzzy butts

 

[WiseChicks]

Quote:
Hmmmmm....... The next chicks I name will be:

Shirley
Goodness
and
Mercy

since I know they will follow me all the days of my life.

 

[mrsengeseth]

Quote:
Suellyn -

You CAN use the phrases DH taught you, and as a good wife you should! Here are a few examples:

No I can't believe you have more chicks! Thank you for offering them to me !

I'll pass on your warm greetings to my DH!

I already have chickens in the garage so these guys will fit right in!

The coop isn't done yet but I have made other arrangements in the garage, and besides, the spring weather is gorgeous!

SEE? DH was HELPING you get more chicks, COACHING you, even! How can he POSSIBLY say anything other than "Great Job! I love you!"

OMG, that's funny!!!

Good luck, may the chicken force be with you...or not with you depending on the circumstance I suppose...

 

[HennyPennies2007]

Quote:
No don't do that, cause then you'll have to make two trips! Been there, done that.

 

[newchickenfamily]

Thanks for my first real laugh of the day! LOVE it!

 

[The Chicken Lady]

Quote:
Suellyn -

You CAN use the phrases DH taught you, and as a good wife you should! Here are a few examples:

No I can't believe you have more chicks! Thank you for offering them to me !

I'll pass on your warm greetings to my DH!

I already have chickens in the garage so these guys will fit right in!

The coop isn't done yet but I have made other arrangements in the garage, and besides, the spring weather is gorgeous!

SEE? DH was HELPING you get more chicks, COACHING you, even! How can he POSSIBLY say anything other than "Great Job! I love you!"

I about fell off my chair laughing when I read this.

 

[chiknwhisperer]

My DH said that I better NEVER do that lol.