Did you know I have never heard my husband fart?
No. Did you know that mine farts as he is waking up?
What a wonderful morning start! I assume that they smelled like jasmine!

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Did you know I have never heard my husband fart?
No. Did you know that mine farts as he is waking up?
No. Did you know that mine farts as he is waking up?
Did you know my first husband did the same and can clear a room in seconds? So gross!!
Did you know that my mouth tastes like onions?