Dixie Chicks

[BriardChickens]

Pharaoh, maybe I think. Should make some interesting babies none the less.

Pet home for turkey Tom #2 confirmed!! So is my new hen, getting her tomorrow.

Beer Can, I think a couple dollars is always good. Wards off the weirdest ones of the weird. Today is my Friday, I got cold beer in the fridge.

 

[minihorse927]

Pharaoh, maybe I think. Should make some interesting babies none the less. 

Pet home for turkey Tom #2 confirmed!! So is my new hen, getting her tomorrow. 

Beer Can, I think a couple dollars is always good. Wards off the weirdest ones of the weird. Today is my Friday, I got cold beer in the fridge. 

Pharoah

 

[BriardChickens]

I'll have to take some pictures tonight.. I do remember seeing colours like that in the cage with the younger hatches.

 

[Ravynscroft]

I'll never post my # on a Craigslist ad again. Had twenty some ducks when we moved here,lost them one after another to predators. Last hen duck whatever hatched out 18, decided to just get rid of everybody, advertised them free. Phone never stopped ringing even after I took the ad down....Should've asked for $5 each, could've bought lotsa beer, and wouldn't have had fifty phonecalls...

Nope, my # ain't up there, lol... email relay... it was literally 20 questions... but...

She bought the lot of chicks! And she was actually very nice and understanding... feel bad about the things I was thinking last night...

 

[Ravynscroft]

Mini, that Tibetan looks like a pudge!
Too cute!

 

[Ravynscroft]

Just saw this... too funny!

THE CHICKEN GUN


The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.


British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.


WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOF SHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW.


THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS.


NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO --
"DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY)

 

[minihorse927]

Just saw this... too funny!

THE CHICKEN GUN


The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.


British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.


WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOF SHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW.


THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS.


NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO --
"DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY)

too funny!

 

[minihorse927]

Mini, that Tibetan looks like a pudge!
Too cute!

she is a pudge!
They have so much meat on their breast. I'll have to see if I can figure out who weighs what.

 

[Ravynscroft]

she is a pudge!
They have so much meat on their breast. I'll have to see if I can figure out who weighs what.

Bet she's your biggest... dang, she looks like she has another quail stuffed under her!

 

[Beer can]

Ravyn, that's just down right lol!