I used to manage a seasonal dude ranch/hotel up in CO. One year I trained a new accountant who went up there for the season. She was a PHX city slicker for sure.
One day she called and asked if she should be depreciating the new cow they had bought. So I asked if it was for "eatin' or breedin' ". She didn't know, so I told her to go outside find out. 15 minutes later she calls me back and wants to know where it says that on the cow.
I had figured she'd ask the ranch hand that had BOUGHT the cow what he intended to do with it.
Realizing this in only going to get funnier, I ask if it is a girl cow or a boy cow. She doesn't know, but wants to know how to tell... :|
So I tell her, she hangs up, and 15 min later calls back.
"Its a boy cow, with extra-long pointy thingies on his head. Like EXTRA long."
At this point I had figured out it was a longhorn the hands were going to breed with our scottish highlanders (which make achingly cute calves). But I messed with her a while longer before I explained she needed to depreciate the bull, not expense it, as we weren't going to eat it....yet.