Do you know where your food comes from?

[redhen]

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Your a sick bean Imp..A sick bean.

 

[redhen]

I dont know why you guys have to go through ALL this work to get rid of beans...
I just use BEANO!

Works wonderful!

 

[Imp]

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That's it. I'm sprinkling BEANO around the yard to repel those nasty things.

Imp- Had a neighbor who knew a coworker that had a in-law that died from a bean bite. Now that's proof enough.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

OHMIGOSH I JUST GOT RUN OUT OF THE HEN HOUSE BY A GAGGLE OF BEANS!

i'm a-gonna get my gun.. come on dogs lets ride! honey - get the ammo!

 

[Imp]

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Careful ohiofarm girl,
Don't want you to end up like:

 

[cw]

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[ohiofarmgirl]

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Careful ohiofarm girl,
Don't want you to end up like:




https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_wp_3717_big.jpg

well i made it back. high casualties... so there we were.. in the fading daylight huddled outside the hen house.. the hens were shrieking in horror as the attack raged inside. in no time Dog #2 was pinned down, Dog #1 was taking heavy fire and received a flesh wound i called out that he needed a medic! but he just fixed his steely eye on me and said, i aint got time to bleed! and then returned fire.

and thats when we heard it!!!!! thats right the call of the wild bean! pppppppththhththbbbbbbtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt (and we all know the sound that beans make)

we were in a tight spot and had to call in the heavy armored division - thats right. we called in....

The Gander

he gave a shrill shrieking war cry and he went in - guns blazing. i can still hear the cries of the dying beans. the horror. the horror...

we collected our wounded and headed for the house as the sun set. the evil bean menace had been handled with extreme prejudice.

we'll play taps in the morning for the missing.

 

[FrenchHen]

Y'all are silly.

 

[Imp]

God bless you ohiofarm girl for saving us all!!!

And especially god bless the:

Imp- it's true you can find anything on Google

 

[hikerchick]

I love what you have done with this thread- you have really run with it. What a bunch of really funny people we have here.