Does anyone know a processing shop in San Francisco?

[originalrecipe]

it is time. My college student son's chicken, ExtraCrispy, must die. My son has to return home to my house and ExtraCrispy is not welcome without a side of cole slaw and mashed potatoes.
My son is too much of a chicken-poop to butcher Extra.
Does anyone know of a place in San Francisco bay Area or Marin that will do the job? (the chicken, not my son)

 

[LovinMyChickies]

Rather than butcher it, perhaps you could rehome it.

 

[originalrecipe]

Great idea! Does anyone want my son too?

 

[Mikeshole]

Give it to a homless kid on haight street.