Does it come in 3's? Sympathy Sought at my Pity Party

[porteryork]

Here's some tomato juice, wine and chocolate for you. Enjoy your pp and remember as Scarlett says, "Tommorrow is another day!"

 

[FlockEweFarm]

You guys are great! I have never had a skunk make me barf before, but man oh man!

My son wanted me to , "crawl under there and poke it with a stick", but I told him that he could go first, and he was real quick to remind me that ,"Your the ex-cop, isnt that part of the job?"..Jeesh, 12 year olds!
My eye hurts soo bad that I could just curl up and die, but its how it LOOKS that is most horrifying. I am divorced from my husband, we just share a house because of economics and the kids, and of course, I have to run into the cute dad at the school today, and I didnt get an eye patch or anything to cover up my deformity, NOOOOO, I just look all lumpy and leaky and

, so needless to say, I dont think I impressed, especially with the odor of eau de skunk following me around.
I am glad I have some kind folks here who are merciful and sympathetic, I would be just sitting in my room feeling rotten otherwise.

The ex horked down all the chocolate while I was out tending my critters today, and since he cant smoke for the next few weeks, I cant buy anymore because he has no self control and he will eat anything that comes in the house, but wine...now there is a thought!

 

[d.k]

* Time to lock yourself up and throw away the key-- to the restroom with the biggest tub, hottest water, and best bubble bath. Spend at least an hour, do all the "girlie" things and lay around one more hour-- before you go back to the zoo. . . That's what I used to do, even with one bath. Told all the men in my life to use the facilities or find themselves a gas station-- Locked myself in the bath and soaked until my skin looked like a raisin. . . Made everything so much better!!!!

 

[MagsC]

Oof. You definitely have my sympathies.:aww

 

[EweSheep]

d.k :

* Time to lock yourself up and throw away the key-- to the restroom with the biggest tub, hottest water, and best bubble bath. Spend at least an hour, do all the "girlie" things and lay around one more hour-- before you go back to the zoo. . . That's what I used to do, even with one bath. Told all the men in my life to use the facilities or find themselves a gas station-- Locked myself in the bath and soaked until my skin looked like a raisin. . . Made everything so much better!!!!

The massage parlor would in the order of the day......that's the Dr EweSheep's orders!

 

[sweetcorn]

Girl , you have to hide the chocolate !!! I have a few good stash spots so I always have emergency chocolate. Hubby and kids can't be trusted

 

[thechickenchick]

Oh my sweetie! First of all, you should get a medal for living with your ex! It sounds like you have a terrific 12 year old. Congrats! You deserve your pity party. I agree with the poster who said to buy more chocolate, oh and wine too, then HIDE it!! Hey can you hide it in the chicken coop!!

I hope every thing gets better soon!!

 

[Henrietta23]

Quote:
My grandmother used to keep hers in the dishwasher. No one ever went in there but her!

 

[Chicken Boo]

Hopefully, it can only improve from here. Especially with the cute daddy. He has seen you at your worst so now you get to show him how you recover.


Hugs, and more hugs.

 

[d.k]

* How's that eye today, CJ?? Getting better, I hope. . .