Don't tell the wife, I'm growing fodder in the 2nd bathroom!

[MROO]

@Henry&Friends, Apologize now or be tagged as chicken poop on the BYC forum! Maybe you should change your name to Henry&UsedToHaveFriendsButISnitchedOnThem. Threatening to turn in a fellow BYC member to a spouse is very low. If you were a chicken, I would put you in an isolation cage until your attitude improved and you could get along with the rest of the flock!

Waiting on your response....

If he was a chicken....

we would be having chicken pot pie for supper..

Listen .... Do you hear it? It sounds like chanting ...



Yup! It's getting clearer ...



It sounds like ... yes ... it sounds like a groundswell of support from BYC members all over the world...




Yup, the critics have spoken ... it's not just Chicken Pot Pie ... It's



Free - zer - Camp ....



FREE - ZER - CAMP ....



FREE - ZER - CAMP ....


@Henry&Friends, if you start running now, you just might make it ... but I doubt it ...
Good Luck ...

 

[N F C]

Didn't we all have to swear an oath upon joining BYC that there would be no snitching on other members...whether it be sneaking in new chicks, attending swap meets and smuggling home new birds or even growing fodder in unexplained places?

I thought we did!

 

[MROO]

Didn't we all have to swear an oath upon joining BYC that there would be no snitching on other members...whether it be sneaking in new chicks, attending swap meets and smuggling home new birds or even growing fodder in unexplained places?

I thought we did!

I guess SOMEBODY crossed their fingers ... or their wing feathers ...

 

[N F C]

I guess SOMEBODY crossed their fingers ... or their wing feathers ...

Sheesh, and I thought this place was so trustworthy!

 

[duluthralphie]

Listen .... Do you hear it? It sounds like chanting ...



Yup! It's getting clearer ...



It sounds like ... yes ... it sounds like a groundswell of support from BYC members all over the world...




Yup, the critics have spoken ... it's not just Chicken Pot Pie ... It's



Free - zer - Camp ....



FREE - ZER - CAMP ....



FREE - ZER - CAMP ....


@Henry&Friends, if you start running now, you just might make it ... but I doubt it ...
Good Luck ...

I feel sorry for poor Henry now.. we have teased him mercilessly..

 

[room onthebroom]

Spoilsport! If you do, I'm telling SANTA!

Doh! Roo’s pulled out the big guns.

You can forget about the coal Henry, it looks like you’re getting bunny poop in your stocking this year.

 

[Kiki]

I really did not think this through very well. I suppose if my wife did me in about this fodder tower, she would probably cut me up with my reciprocating saws and feed me to the chickens as nothing more than road kill. She would probably leave the chicken run gate open and let the chickens free range - for the rest of their lives because I doubt she would be going out there to feed and water my girls.

The bad news is that I suppose she would claim I ran off with a younger woman and never heard from me again. Therefore, no local obituary. However, sooner or later there would be someone who would suspect "fowl" play (younger women have no interest in me anymore, if ever) and maybe an investigation would start. Could be someone from BYC forums informs the police and sends them a link to this thread. Probably make the cops job a lot easier.

So, that is about when you would hear about my demise. I'm sure you would be reading about it in all the state papers, at least, and maybe it would hit the national papers with headlines like "Something gone a-fowl in Minnesota chicken caper!" "Hen-pecked husband fed to his own chickens!" "Fodder Tower Collapse leaves one dead!" "Chicken guy found in compost bin!" "Nothing but bones in chicken run. DNA test to follow."

I don't even know what a full chicken funeral is, but I suppose that's about my only option at that time.

Anyway, the goal is not to get caught in the first place, but if I do, I now have a list of at least 18 excuses I can throw out in my defense. And if all that fails, I can still outrun my wife...

You all are nuts.
The whole lot of you.





I'm going to pee in my pants...again.

 

[ChemicalchiCkns]

fodder-figure!

Embarrass/Annoy her out of the room with knock knock jokes and such like when she confronts you.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Which paper will carry your obit?

Would you like a full chicken funeral?

We need to be prepared for this, we can’t just assume it will be done.

Also you should join us on our state thread. Of course, it’s not all Minnesota people on it. We have some southies that wish they were us too..

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/surviving-minnesota.1052702/page-4041#post-21832041

 

[N F C]

You all are nuts.
The whole lot of you.





I'm going to pee in my pants...again.

I'm thinking there needs to be a big package of Depends in your Christmas stocking this year Kiki