Don't Wait! Start Extra Today. 4th Month Day 3

[KingD]

Gator meat is better

Gator meat infused with a hint of dog

 

[EverythingDucks]

Gator meat infused with a hint of dog

Yuck

That'd be some expensive gator meat.

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

Extra is done for today.

I decided to suck it up and do today’s workout. I also did a few light workouts targeting the arms and legs.

 

[chickentrains]

Does running around my restaurant for 8 hours a day, and occasionally hauling around 20 lbs buckets of potatoes count?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Does running around my restaurant for 8 hours a day, and occasionally hauling around 20 lbs buckets of potatoes count?

Sounds about right.

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

Extra is done for today.

I decided to suck it up and do today’s workout. I also did a few light workouts targeting the arms and legs.

The only other extra thing I’m doing today is doctoring a chicken foot.

Does running around my restaurant for 8 hours a day, and occasionally hauling around 20 lbs buckets of potatoes count?

Yes!

 

[Karm]

I'm seven pounds down y'all!!

YAHOOOO!!!!!

 

[ColtHandorf]

Prepare yourselves for the mega-quote of the century. You people talk too much... lol

There are no break days for the Weiner crew.

So the guys have to work out every day?

Even my dog is reverse sneezing

I hate it when Maribelle does that. She's my little fat dog. So cute, but soooooo loud and just *yuck* when I hear it.

Yes it's so messed up. I used to be able to see them which is the weirdest thing, in fact occasionally I can still see them.

Okay so someone needs to figure this out stat. You can't possibly appreciate my humor if you can't see them.

How on earth do you know the queen likes GIFs!!?

All old people like "moving pictures".

Do you mean Freddie Mercury or Elisabeth Windsor??

There can be only one...

That moment when, the only British person on the thread misspells the Queen’s name

I'm terrible at spelling!

Finally! Something he's bad at.

I don't actually care for the royals

Did you know it's not easy to find regular fat people doing workout videos?

I'm so glad no one has installed a live feed of me working out to YouTube. What a relief!

We should have a dance off!!

I don't really care either way, but now that you mention it, I don't recall seeing too much skin from the royals.
And the Queen has such cute hats!

They really are the cutest. Her outfits in general are precious.

I have too manh burbons tonight.

Is that like bourbon? Or are y'all putting burrs on bonbons now?

Walked 4 miles with the family at one of the local wildlife preserves. Got a nice sunburn developing. I was not made for the South.

Which one is the real Rey?

He's not on here silly pants.

Anyone ever use these travel bags for booze? They're awesome even if it looks like you're drinking urine.

The foreigners are slacking.

Holy crapola! I just got my unintended workout in! At my family reunion at the family farm. My sister and I both brought our dogs, hers is a huge great dane. He was tied to a folding chair my sister was sitting on, she adjusted herself in the chair, he got scared and ran away, chair still attached! There goes this great dane, running full force down the dirt road, passed the barn, headed to the woods, damn chair still attached, scaring the bejeepers out of him. So, we took off after him of course. My dog and I hike all the time, so I grabbed Thor and started trekking through the woods after Zeus. (Dogs are best friends by the way) There we are, calling for Zeus while trying to dodge thorns, trees, and cow pies. So many family members helped. My uncle hopped on the atv, trucks revved up and my cousin even went to saddle her horse, to help us. It's very thick woods and the dog is a merle great dane, so he blends in good. Anyways, we finally find him, about half mile away. He is scared but not moving anymore. He scaled a barbed wire fence and an electric fence in his haste to escape the scary chair. Bottom line, that was a great hike through the woods, my dog thought it was quite the adventure. The great dane is a little scraped up from the barbed wire but he's fine.

Do I get an extra tick for laughing myself into the floor? I seriously cannot. I was crying I was laughing so hard. I think it was the whole running from the chair followed closely by the search party. I'm imagining someone saddling up and galloping down the drive, rocks flying. The sound of ATV's revving and people yelling as they fan out and your dog tracking the big dummy. Eff words, I'm laughing again. I can't...

I did nothing yesterday or today

What. Happened. To. Your. SISTER!

She's alive right? Not somewhere out in the woods?

And another one for this fit please. I almost peed from laughing so hard. I was literally crying.

This

Feeling like some Denise Austin tonight...

Probably not the best workout program for you

I mean working out is working out. It's not like you develop ovaries from doing a strip tease workout...

Ewwwwwwwww. Shame on them. No decency. A bathroom scale to their heads.

More laughing. Why a bathroom scale?

Caca?

Stop it, I can't breathe!

Shredder caca.

I have been holding up this rock for almost an hour. That is my exercise extra for today

Why in the world are you holding up a piece of (dead) live rock? And why does it look like a mummified ratite foot?

Ew. Gag a maggot.

You know, one of my friends forgot about some milk one time. It actually gagged the maggots. Like they were dead in the jug. I've never laughed so hard from a Southern euphemism/Dad joke mash up in my life.

For some reason when I saw this I thought of conan

So how about front butts?

Stop iiiitttttttt! I can't. That is like the worst FUPA ever!

That's not a front butt. She's stealing. $$ worth of food stuffed down there.

Stop it.

Guess it's more motivating depending how big the person is that's chasing you and how angry they are.

So you run real fast when Mare wants to see the receipt from the feed store?

without self propelled mode.

Did anyone else have those long nightgowns that were made out of wool or some s!!t that would get so full of static electricity it looked like a lightning storm going on under the covers every time you rolled over?

Okay, time to get you to bed grandma...

Look at all these hams. Couldn't get a pic of the bacon. It was behind glass and it was continuously fogged up from people breathing heavy on it.

No. I can't. Fogged up glass from mouth breathers looking at bacon is more than I can handle after the Great Dane.

Lucky I didn't wear sweat pants or i'd been walking out looking like I had a front butt.

First of all, it's not sweat pants season, grey or otherwise. Secondly, when it is that time of the year, one must be careful wearing them or you might get accused of smuggling sausages out when you have done no such thing.

As a teenager I worked for a man that bred and showed Pasos. I can't stand them.

Hard same. Stupidest gait ever.

They're ridiculously small and coming from a stock horse background, their movements make them seem like they're constantly spooking.

They're fun to ride, but I feel like I'm going 100mph but getting absolutely nowhere.

No. First runaway Great Danes, and then caca sheets, and bacon, and I just can't take any more.

Um. That's not what I heard.

*Laughs in churchgoer.*

She can smell them a mile away.

Mare smelling for cochins:

I CAN SEE THAT GIF. WTH!!

*Shudders with excitement*

Let me help you...

*wriggles with excitement* Wriggling is like something cute a puppy would do. Shuddering is well, not as cute.

I'm seven pounds down y'all!!

Congratulations!!!!

@Kiki
Only thing extra I did today was forgot Overo's birthday.
Why did you not make her a birthday thread?

Given all your skipping are you sure you could manage?

I got you.

I've been walking the dummies around a park. It's hot out

It feels great here today. Surprisingly. Wonderful breeze coming out of the North.

Wait, walking or pushing?????

And have your feet been bitten yet?

People want to know the important details.

 

[Karm]

Hey! Does reeling in a big catch count as exercise? I’m in Hawaii with my extended family...red shirt. We are swimming in the ocean, snorkeling, playing tennis (I haven’t played in years), swimming laps in the pool.
View attachment 2801815


View attachment 2801814

And yes, I‘m lifting weights, sit ups, leg lifts, push-ups, and squats.

Nice!!

 

[Kiki]

Kiki, could you put in my ticker for day 8 please?

Adding now.
Day 9 extra too?