So, while on my way to sneak a pair of ducklings into the household, I find out the truck needs a new battery. Big time. As in, my husband has been ignoring the issue for a year, and simply warned me 'it acts a little funny, just jiggle the cables until it starts.' (I don't usually drive the truck) So, as I am dead on the side of the road (roughly 1000 feet from the where I am positive I can practically hear cute ducklings call my name), I realize, this means I can have more ducks. Logical, right? I get stranded, means I can get more ducks than I originally intended, right? I got 4. Chickens have math, ducks must have logic. What's your logic?