Duckling Diaries: the Life and Times of a Welshie Trio

[BantyChooks]

I have 20 cans of starting fluid so bring them on!

You won't have to drive so far to pick them up that you use 20 cans

 

[duluthralphie]

You won't have to drive so far to pick them up that you use 20 cans

Hopefully they all fit in one barrel and one can is all I need...

 

[BantyChooks]

Hopefully they all fit in one barrel and one can is all I need...

Why are you putting your car in a barrel, and how are you fitting a large pickup in one anyway?

 

[BantyChooks]

Chrissy is putting more weight on her stump now

 

[duluthralphie]

I think you need to get her a wooden foot.

 

[BantyChooks]

I think you need to get her a wooden foot.

Better sharpen my carving knife....


NO, not that kind, don't even say it!!

 

[Tevyes Dad]

He cant be that hard to find...everybody within 20 miles has probably heard him going on about how terrible ducks are! Lets hunt 'im down

Minnesota, here we come!

I know several I bet I could bribe into sharing his address

It shouldn't be that hard. Survey the counties and find the one with the lowest population density. Once you find that, do a property value / acre survey - find the inverse bell curve and around the low point go to the nearest ranch / feed store and ask where they sold the most barbed wire. BAM, Ralphie's Place.

 

[BantyChooks]

It shouldn't be that hard. Survey the counties and find the one with the lowest population density. Once you find that, do a property value / acre survey - find the inverse bell curve and around the low point go to the nearest ranch / feed store and ask where they sold the most barbed wire. BAM, Ralphie's Place.

Well, we already know the township, so it needn't be that hard...

Try chicken feed instead, he's got enough birds to be their top customer.

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

Try chicken feed instead, he's got enough birds to be their top customer.

Or who tried to kill the ducklings last time he was there by putting them in a pot

 

[BantyChooks]

Or who tried to kill the ducklings last time he was there by putting them in a pot

I am thinking we should be checking the county jail instead....