Duckling Diaries: the Life and Times of a Welshie Trio

[Bills vs Beaks]

Do you feel like cleaning your bathroom?

I don't have to, I have a wife.

Then by all means... finish the pickles!

 

[duluthralphie]

Then by all means... finish the pickles!

Thanks,

Good honest advice is so hard to come by.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Let's say, I was home alone and decided to be lazy and cooked some "deep fried dill pickles" in my George Foreman.

And lets say they had a lot of frost on them and had been in the freezer for a couple years.

And after eating the first half of them my stomach started turning and I thought I might have to run to the bathroom.

Is it safe to eat the second half of the deep fried dill pickles?

Don't worry, nature will guide you. If you die in the bathroom then it would not be safe to eat the second half and you won't. If not, I would expect that the second half would go like the first half and you would eventually be as fine as you were when you started the ordeal.

As for hobbies, for you I would suggest getting some infra-red sensors and placing them around your yard strategically so that if anyone/anything enters your yard, it would sound a bell inside. So when the bell sounds, you run to the door as fast as you can, even if you were just in the bathtub, and throw the door open and yell, "Get outta my yard!", at the top of your lungs whether you see someone or not. This will promote reflexes, lung heath, and cardio as well as insure that your neighbors know you are still alive.

 

[Bills vs Beaks]

 
Let's say, I was home alone and decided to be lazy and cooked some "deep fried dill pickles"  in my George Foreman.

And lets say they had a lot of frost on them and had been in the freezer for a couple years.

And after eating the first half of them my stomach started turning and I thought I might have to run to the bathroom.

Is it safe to eat the second half of the deep fried dill pickles?

... This will promote reflexes, lung heath, and cardio as well as insure that your neighbors know you are still alive.

And it will also insure if you do die, the neighbors wont care either

 

[duluthralphie]

And it will also insure if you do die, the neighbors wont care either

My goal is for my neighbors upon hearing of my death to say "who" I never new him...

 

[Tevyes Dad]

My goal is for my neighbors upon hearing of my death to say "who" I never new him...

Darn! another hobby turned down by duluthralphie. Guess your are going to just have to keep breeding chickens and composting waterfowl.

 

[duluthralphie]

Darn! another hobby turned down by duluthralphie. Guess your are going to just have to keep breeding chickens and composting waterfowl.

Maybe, I could use your help now though.

 

[BantyChooks]

Let's say, I was home alone and decided to be lazy and cooked some "deep fried dill pickles"  in my George Foreman.

And lets say they had a lot of frost on them and had been in the freezer for a couple years.

And after eating the first half of them my stomach started turning and I thought I might have to run to the bathroom.

Is it safe to eat the second half of the deep fried dill pickles?

As the only non-male advisor here, I say that you better go get the scrub brush if you finish em, coz the WWD ain't cleaning it up.

Thanks,

Good honest advice is so hard to come by.

Don't worry, nature will guide you.  If you die in the bathroom then it would not be safe to eat the second half and you won't.  If not, I would expect that the second half would go like the first half and you would eventually be as fine as you were when you started the ordeal.

As for hobbies, for you I would suggest getting some infra-red sensors and placing them around your yard strategically so that if anyone/anything enters your yard, it would sound a bell inside.  So when the bell sounds, you run to the door as fast as you can, even if you were just in the bathtub, and throw the door open and yell, "Get outta my yard!", at the top of your lungs whether you see someone or not.  This will promote reflexes, lung heath, and cardio as well as insure that your neighbors know you are still alive.

Waving a cane at them is grand fun as well.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Maybe, I could use your help now though.

I'd get it backward. I'd eat the chickens and breed the ducks.

 

[duluthralphie]

I eat the chickens toooooooooooooooo. ( making sure I get enough o's )