Dumb Blonde Jokes LOL's

[debilorrah]

What do you get when you stand 10 blondes in a row?






A wind tunnel

 

[cwc362]

This thread and these jokes are uncouth and tacky- I REALLY LOVE EM!!!!!

 

[debilorrah]

There was a blonde and brunette walking down the street and the brunette looks downs at a dead bird and says "oh the poor dead bird", and the blonde looked up and said "where".

 

[EweSheep]

Hubby bought his blond haired wife a cell phone.
She went to WalMart to do her shopping. Her hubby, who was at work, called her on her cell phone and she answered the phone "How did you know I was at WalMart???"

DUH!

 

[hennypenny9]

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

 

[Cat09]

Anyone got new ones? I'm all out! No wonder I'm a blonde. Hmmmmmmm

 

[PurplePartridge]

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.


Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said 'Disneyland Left,' so they started crying and headed home.

 

[samurai chicken]

Two blondes were standing together one night, one asked the other, "which is closer, New York City, or the Moon?" The other blonde replied, "Duh, the Moon - Can you see New York City from here?"