Dumb hubby tricks

[WriterofWords]

I'm lucky my brother is still willing to help me after some of things I've done to him, not on purpose,, but still done. He was on my roof several years ago working on my a/c and I didn't know it, he was trying to surprise me for my birthday by getting one running that was broken. A friend pulled up to the gate and asked to borrow my long ladder, I took it off the side of the house and they drove away,,, he was up there behind the cooler.....

One he did to me:
We were fishing at San Carlos and I was walking up behind him,, he was casting and just as I yelled "I'm back here!" he swung over his shoulder and hooked me in the nose with a 3 point hook! I grabbed the line and he's jerking it thinking he was hung up on something,, he was, my nose!! So I can say I got my nose pierced when I was 10!

When we were at a public pool in Corpus Christi I was floating face down in the water,, just seeing if I could. He thought I was drowning and jumped in to save me, he didn't know how to swim and sank like a rock. The life guard had to save him, it was a girl,,, he was 17.

 

[SarahBeth9394]

My stupid trick. We were moving and rented a full sized moving truck that could fit a family of five's stuff in it. Hubby is one of those who goes full bore when there's a project. So were ready to load furniture after a couple good rows of boxes. All through this he's giving me orders to get the next item ready. This particular time it was "clear the desk, it's next" which I was given almost 2 seconds to do. So I opened the drawer and slid all the items on the desk into the drawer and we went on with the process. So we go to leave and hubby asks me where the keys to the moving truck were. Now I never drive when we go places and I have never been in charge of the truck keys in any other move we'd made. I had to sit and really think about it. After a minute or two I realize that the keys had been on the desk and I swiped them into the drawer and that desk was 2/3 of the way into the fully packed moving van. So he starts fuming. Now I didn't need that because I was already feeling like an idiot so I just replied "oh shut up, I know exactly where they are and I will get them without taking anything out of the truck". It took me 15 minutes but I crawled through that van like a ninja comando up, over, and through everything. I could only get the drawer open about 3 inches but it was enough to get the key out.

That same move it began to rain cats and dogs as soon as we got on the freeway. The truck wouldn't go over 45 mph. It stalled on the freeway. We pulled off the freeway and it quit. Called rental company for help. They sent out a guy that said someone put the wrong gas in it (the thing was billowing smoke) but it would make the drive. So we proceeded. The next day, after we had unloaded and went to take the truck back we were pulled over and the truck was confiscated for being a gross polluter. We told the rental co we weren't paying a dime for the rental and they said "OK" which was probably because the CHP called the co and told them they were taking the truck.

 

[Camelot Farms]

This is why I feel at home on BYC.

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all of you guys

 

[SarahBeth9394]

I copy/pasted this from the Black Eye thread. It's hilarious.

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Re: I havea black eye

I had to expalin to my DH how I got a black eye in the middle of the night. My pillow fell off the bed (I toss and turn alot when sleeping) bent over the edge of the bed to pull it up and WHAM slammed my cheek and eye into the nightstand roll. He laughed when I explained, you have to understand this is coming from the individual that was using an airpopper (making popcorn) and a kernel flew out of the machine and up my nose. Yes I said up my nose (try explaining that to a doctor), I walk into walls to Im very talented as you can see. My DH says I should have been named grace lol.

 

[SarahFair]

This saturday my SO was trying to get the pressure washer working for his mom. For some reason the pressure wasnt enough and he couldnt figure it out...
Turned the faucet off and on, turned pressure washer on and off, reconnected the hose..
I walk over, look down at his feet and ask 'Could that kink right there have something to do with it'

Both him and his mom look at ME like Im stupid

 

[SallyF]

I am going to copy every post in this thread into a text document, so that I can read these again on days when I need to laugh out loud at something!

Like that.

 

[darkmatter]

Hey, I resemble these remarks! However.......When we were first married, I was the one making sourdough bread and was fond of making cinnamon rolls from time to time. When at work one day, the wife decided to susprise me by making cinnamon rolls from scratch. When she read the instructions on the yeast package saying dissolve in warm water, she thought that if warm was good, hot would be better/faster. I had hockey pucks for dinner.

 

[grundail01]

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lol my ex did the same thing...then tried to so it was Scottish style cooking.

 

[Boyd]

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I just my tractor fixed....... new tube for tire.... new carb....... new spindle for the mowing deck......... new battery........ the back still has grass waist high

I know I know, but the weather has been crazy

My front is looking good now tho ;0

 

[Boyd]

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that explains why boyd is always looking for his next x wife................. Kidding kidding