Dumbest Things People Have Said😂😱

[HappyClucker7]

"You get green eggs? Can you eat those, or are they just to look at?"

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Only happy birds lay eggs

I felt bad, my coworker really did believe that until I explained factory farms

 

[Sally PB]

A friend gets the "chicken project" eggs from the school since no one wants them because they're blue.

 

[cheepteach]

only if they are therapy support pigs

 

[Chookchicken]

“Chickens don’t poo, they lay eggs”

 

[EverythingDucks]

"Making your chickens eat eggs is cannibalism"

 

[FloorCandy]

"If white chickens lay white eggs and brown chickens lay brown eggs, do brown cows give chocolate milk?"

Yeah you got it! And black and white cows make cookies and cream.

I overheard a mom group at little league discussing chickens and eggs and one was informing the others that all birds lay eggs the color of their feathers. I immediately think of my celadon quail, then robins and their blue eggs, then parrots and what these people must think come out of parrots. I’m already unpopular in the stands because I refuse to wear a mask outdoors, so I just sit there laughing on the inside.

 

[FluffyBottomBantams]

Some people are more comfortable eating store bought eggs instead of fresh homegrown eggs, and I can’t fathom the reason as to why

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Yes please do.

 

[EverythingDucks]

How to respond to all of these: "Bless your heart "