Dumbest Things People Have Said😂😱

[EmmaRainboe]

No, Mummy

Well... if Overo is my granny.... and apparently your mum.... then that would make you....

 

[KingD]

"Will the chicken bite me?" Many times by neighbor kids, but no they, don't 'bite' you need teeth for that, they 'peck'. And no, no they won't.

Haha yeh I get that a lot!
Maybe I should start going up to dog walkers and ask them if their dogs are nice or if they'll peck me.

 

[ShrekDawg]

This gif is the best lol what is it from?

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

Friend: my chicken can’t stand what’s wrong?

Me: can you give me more information?

Friend: **Gives Information**

Me: *Gives list of things it could be expecting them to do their own research and keep an eye on the bird’s legs**

A few weeks later

Person: She’s dead. I found a giant pocket of maggots on her leg.

I raised this chicken for two months, I named her. She was one of the sweetest chickens I’ve ever had. There is no way the legs where being checked.

 

[BleuSaphir]

“Leave one egg back in the nest box to put more pressure to make the chicken lay more later in the day”

^
From a random YouTuber comment.

“Chickens need a rooster to lay eggs”
From my own mother!

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

“Leave one egg back in the nest box to put more pressure to make the chicken lay more later in the day”

Wth. No, how do these people’s brains work or not work as the case may be?

 

[SusannasMom]

My friend(@josephdad): I have 13 roo's and none of them will lay eggs!
Me: smh

 

[BleuSaphir]

Wth. No, how do these people’s brains work or not work as the case may be?

I thought it was a silly remark…but I forget that person is from the Philippines. I think people their are very superstitious.

 

[josephdad]

My friend(@josephdad): I have 13 roo's and none of them will lay eggs!
Me: smh

I did NOT say that! you must be thinking of someone else!
i know that roosters do not lay eggs but that hens do
@SusannasMom you're just trying to start something

 

[KingD]

I did NOT say that! you must be thinking of someone else!
i know that roosters do not lay eggs but that hens do
@SusannasMom you're just trying to start something

You two, keep out and don't troll.