Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[lilwildrabbit]

I couldn't have blamed you for that I would have a hard time a really hard time keeping a straight face!

 

[ShrekDawg]

PETA isn't about about reason, logic or common sense. They're all about *their* sensitive little feelings. I love animals, too, and have rescued many. But, these loons take it beyond reason to the point where they're going against nature. They humanize animals which, in many cases, can actually be cruel. Animals aren't people and don't benefit from being treated as such.

RE: Oh, which brings me to a few other handy things they overlook when pushing that great vegan diet! The demand for organic produce is actually outstripping supply, and as a result many miles of vital rain forest are being cleared out to create farmland, furthering the decline of the environment. Many produce harvesters are migrant workers who are exploited by under payment in inhumane conditions. But that's okay, because a chicken is worth more than a human. Bees, which are necessary for pollination of 90% of the country's produce that vegans like to eat, are enslaved by those mean, awful humans that steal their honey. Humans need to stop keeping bees entirely. Instead they should use agave as a sweetener, even though the harvest of agave nectar is unsustainable, and places further pressures on local pollinator species such as bats. Wait, who will pollinate the crops? Well, nature will just take care of it! Duh! And who cares if you have allergies, or other food sensitivities or medical conditions, live in a place with little to no access to fresh produce, or are just too darn poor to afford a vegan diet, you're a murdering monster who should be punished if you don't do it anyway.

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But, what about those plants that scream in pain when we pull them out of the ground and cook/eat them? Plants are living things and have feelings, too. Haven't you heard that they grow better when you talk to them or play music?? It's just cruel what vegans do to them. Why, picking on plants only shows prejudice and bias toward them. PLANT HATERS! The only decent people are fruititarians who gather and eat only that food that has fallen to the ground, such as from fruit trees. It should be illegal to kill innocent plants.

Totally agree! Didn't know about the rainforest tho. How do we stop it!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

I went to a local Indian foot market today to buy some Indian fresh bread.
Anyways I go to taking to the owner, who proceeded to tell me that he is a farmer...and Had raised chickens his whole life.
I asked what kind did he raise...
Ready?


He saids:  The kind that run around outside and eat the bugs and have babies that follow them around.  (This was an older man...not a kid..who claimed to be a farmer)
I said:  O Cool I bet it was nice to always have fresh eggs (lol..I didn't know what to say)
  So I showed him a few pictures of my girls on my phone. (Gold Laced W, Welsummer, Dominique....colorfull different breeds)
He says: Oh I know these kind of chickens, they are the kind that don't lay good eggs.

LOL omg.

Maybe he has mostly mix or production chickens? But omg

 

[lilwildrabbit]

He has that special breed that eats bugs and lays good eggs!! Lol not them no good egg layers LMAO

 

[Batduck46]

I went to a local Indian foot market today to buy some Indian fresh bread.
Anyways I go to taking to the owner, who proceeded to tell me that he is a farmer...and Had raised chickens his whole life.
I asked what kind did he raise...
Ready?


He saids:  The kind that run around outside and eat the bugs and have babies that follow them around.  (This was an older man...not a kid..who claimed to be a farmer)
I said:  O Cool I bet it was nice to always have fresh eggs (lol..I didn't know what to say)
  So I showed him a few pictures of my girls on my phone. (Gold Laced W, Welsummer, Dominique....colorfull different breeds)
He says: Oh I know these kind of chickens, they are the kind that don't lay good eggs.

Oh, total farmer!!! Through and through.

Wait, you're telling me that welsummers lay eggs!? Oh dang!!!

 

[Batduck46]

He has that special breed that eats bugs and lays good eggs!! Lol not them no good egg layers LMAO

I wish I had that king of chicken

 

[Lizardlicks]

Totally agree! Didn't know about the rainforest tho. How do we stop it!?

There isn't much you as one individual can do, short of making sure you always source local as best as you're able.

 

[ShrekDawg]

There isn't much you as one individual can do, short of making sure you always source local as best as you're able.

Thanks, I'll try that

I don't usually buy organic anyway as i read a lot of the treatments for those are just as nasty as regular ones? But i just wish i could educate vegans and stuff

 

[Kiki]

Thanks, I'll try that

I don't usually buy organic anyway as i read a lot of the treatments for those are just as nasty as regular ones? But i just wish i could educate vegans and stuff

I would be tickled to death if you could just educate ONE farmer... the one I mentioned before!!!!!

 

[lilwildrabbit]

Looking at this as a beekeeper I have to roll over laughing because lots of people have no ideas about bees

I have been accused of letting my bees get out! And sting kids that have been stung multiply times from one bee! Well I have never in my life ever seen a honey bee that can sting more than once! And to be told that my bees are the killer bees just because they fly in and out of the hive when nectar flows some people you just cannot educate that there are breeds of bees also that not all wasp are bees! And that you can handle bees without getting stung. I used to torment my daughters little boyfriends by placing a drone bee in his hand and watch him squirm as it crawled up to just fly away for one thing drones are larger than workers second they don't have stingers!! Loved the reactions lol