I think this might be something a public flogging might cure...each and every time something like this happens in America, these individuals need to be placed in stocks in the town square and publicly flogged, left overnight to contemplate things that are truly worthy of spending one's time on and then let go to see if they can possibly live a life with more meaning and intelligent thought.
Bet it would work.
It's lack of Omega 3 in their brain maybe?!! Which is important to neurons. Therefore feed these morons w/ omega3 rich eggs then flogged them? Might be the humane way LOL