Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

The only dumb comment I have had so far was when I told my cousin my chickens are not friends or family, they are valued employees, they work for me.
He asked "What is their job?"
Then he said, oh yeah, duh, they lay eggs lol
I have the exact reverse of this. People wonder why I keep pet chickens and don't eat them or get rid of them after their prime is over. It seems dummies come in all flavors.
(P.S. I get that some people aren't attached to their chickens, and that is 100% fine. Not all chickens are pets; most aren't.)
 
When describing what I've fed my girls I got "I thought they ate just grains"
Also the general boredom they get from my cute chicken stories irritates me chickens are so cute and interesting!

Also "I never thought you would get into chickens"

Or the killer comment or general attitude when people think your cray-cray bc you like your chickens, oh its fine to like your pet dog or cat but chickens??!! (Puh-lease, chick's have the best personalities)
I feel you here. It's hard to describe how cute and endearing little chickies are! They can be pets just as much as cats and dogs. And chickens are as addictive as crack, but 300,00,000% healthier.
 
X2. I never thought that chickens were so fun, sweet, and entertaining before I got them. I just thought they were "farm animals". After having them, I know that chickens are more than that. The annoyingest thing to me is when people say "its just a chicken".
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Mine think they own the entire street which is made up of 6 houses on 1 acre lots, each. Reminds me of what we used to call a progressive dinner, where you had a different course at each house. My girls go across the street and under my neighbor's evergreens to get whatever yummies are there, then move next door for their freshly scattered grass seed. Next, they cross back for the corn put out for the deer, then march, single file down the middle of the street to the neighbor on my other side, at the dead end, for dessert in their freshly tilled garden. You could almost hear them chanting, "Hut, two, three, four ... !"

Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Same with my girls. Thankfully our neighbours love the chickens!
 
X2. I never thought that chickens were so fun, sweet, and entertaining before I got them. I just thought they were "farm animals". After having them, I know that chickens are more than that. The annoyingest thing to me is when people say "its just a chicken".
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I know! Chickens have such a bad reputation.
 
I actually laughed so hard at those things you guys said. I will insert a conversation with my friend below that happened in January. I got my chicks in February.

ME: ...so, yeah, I'm getting chicks soon!
FRIEND: Are you going to milk them?
ME; Are you ok?
FRIEND: You can milk livestock of course.
(I see her smiling that smile that told me she was up to something and not really crazy. I decide to play the game and make a joke out of it later)
ME: (in a sarcastic British accent) Well, Destiny, of course I am going to milk my poultry. The milk makes great tea.
FRIEND: (starts laughing uncontrollably)
ME: (also laughing uncontrollably) thank you for telling me you aren't crazy!
 
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You must have very tolerant neighbors! My driveway is long enough they don't know there's a road there. Not that it would be a problem with neighbors - the nearest one is 1/2 mile away. Mine sometimes find their way up to the house (about the length of a city block or more from their coop), but mostly they hang around the coop area. Maybe because my horses are out there, too, and there are some goodies out in the pasture...



Yeah, they're a good bunch. We're all around the same age ... only 2 of us still work and we'll be retired in another year. No kids live here, all of ours are grown, 2 never had any. Some of us play cards together. Most of us garden and exchange plants and know-how. We go in together when work needs to be done, like paving the top of our driveways because visiting citiots don't know how to climb a gravel driveway without destroying it - we couldn't get anyone to do the work on just one driveway. But, most importantly, I share my eggs! Bribery works and It's hard to complain about the chickens that are providing your breakfast. Besides, most of them feel the chickens add a bucolic touch to our neighborhood. As I said, it's a dead end street with only 6 houses, each on an acre of land. We're all move-ins, no locals, so have to band together. Many grew up with chickens as kids, so like having them around without having to care for them. I'm the second house from the end, so there's no traffic, except for the next door neighbor who's at the very end.

It's the perfect place for me and my girls!

PS. I've got 8 babies in the garage that will be added to the 5 mature girls in a few weeks, so I'll have plenty more eggs very soon. Plus, I have to confess that my next door neighbor (puts out the corn for the deer) gets mad when the girls scratch up his pine straw when the cheap-o puts a handful around the base of a tree, but his wife loves the girls and is their babysitter when one is needed, so she handles him. "Have another dozen eggs!" :D. Besides, I put up with their dog barking for years, and babysit their pets, so he owes me.
 
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Yeah, they're a good bunch. We're all around the same age ... only 2 of us still work and we'll be retired in another year. No kids live here, all of ours are grown, 2 never had any. Some of us play cards together. Most of us garden and exchange plants and know-how. We go in together when work needs to be done, like paving the top of our driveways because visiting citiots don't know how to climb a gravel driveway without destroying it - we couldn't get anyone to do the work on just one driveway. But, most importantly, I share my eggs! Bribery works and It's hard to complain about the chickens that are providing your breakfast. Besides, most of them feel the chickens add a bucolic touch to our neighborhood. As I said, it's a dead end street with only 6 houses, each on an acre of land. We're all move-ins, no locals, so have to band together. Many grew up with chickens as kids, so like having them around without having to care for them. I'm the second house from the end, so there's no traffic, except for the next door neighbor who's at the very end.

It's the perfect place for me and my girls!

PS. I've got 8 babies in the garage that will be added to the 5 mature girls in a few weeks, so I'll have plenty more eggs very soon. Plus, I have to confess that my next door neighbor (puts out the corn for the deer) gets mad when the girls scratch up his pine straw when the cheap-o puts a handful around the base of a tree, but his wife loves the girls and is their babysitter when one is needed, so she handles him. "Have another dozen eggs!" :D. Besides, I put up with their dog barking for years, and babysit their pets, so he owes me.


Wow that sounds like the perfect set up! Although I must admit I had to Google what bucolic meant :gig but I hope if/when I move I get neighbors that nice or a more remote setting. I want like 5-10 acres or even a lot more but the care might be a bit much and I'm kind of nervous to be so isolated. Anyway, your neighbors sound great. Ours are pretty nice but we don't really talk to anyone. My girls always like to go into the woods behind the coop which is near the houses and I always worry they're going to go to the neighbors yard and go outside to call them back. Really I don't think they go very far, usually juston the edge of the woods/only a few feet in, but still. It's especially annoying because they could be going in the other side of the woods where there's no houses and they could go in as far as they wanted. They do hang out on that side too since there's 2 young but big pine trees there and the compost pile. If only they would just stay on that side and not go to the other side... but maybe the new coop will help, it's on that side.
 
Oh and also, wow only 5 chickens provide enough eggs for all the neighbors!? We have 8 and while we're overloaded with eggs right now, sometimes I feel like there aren't that many hah

But i fear were getting off topic
 
My mom doesn't really like my eggs because they're too rich/strong/eggy? But she's been better about eating them now and does eat them, just not that regularly but neither do I hah. But she still buys store eggs.... and one time recently she ate them then said she was sick from them.. ya doubtful. :gig she used to refuse to eat them because she thought that she would get sick
 

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