Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[oldrooster]

yeah, the chemicals and preservatives will keep them looking just like the day they died... dig em up 30 years later and they'll look the same...

they still decompose just slower...... talked to too many people who are in the business of having to deal with legal exhumation and recovery of the dead (post burial autopsies) trying to identify John and Jane does after burial or cause of death....

 

[oldrooster]

Yes. Saint Foghorn of Leghorn. I say, I say the boy was amazin'. Achieved sainthood by terrorizing the little chicken hawk and protecting Miss Prissy.

I say sir that is thats just not right....

 

[StarLover21]

I was talking about the rooster we used to have to my sister, and was explaining how he was an Easter Egger. She says "how do you know? Did he lay green eggs?"

 

[chickenlover237]

my parents were watching my chickens earlier with me and my mom asked "why do we have the roosters? they don't lay eggs so what do they do?"
and my dad said "well their there to fertilize the eggs, so you can have baby chickens"
and my mom said "but they don't DO anything to help make the babies"
and I said "no they mate the hens so the eggs they lay are fertile and can be hatched"
and my mom said "chickens don't have s3x!"
and I said "the term is mate but yes they do"
and my mom said "no they dont! if they do then tell me how"
awkward moment where I try to discribe how chickens mate and my mom still doesn't believe that chickens mate... I don't understand how both my mom and dad don't know that animals mate when both of them had-were near chickens growing up.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

your mom's a goof.

 

[chickenlover237]

you have no idea gomes

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

my parents were watching my chickens earlier with me and my mom asked "why do we have the roosters? they don't lay eggs so what do they do?"
and my dad said "well their there to fertilize the eggs, so you can have baby chickens"
and my mom said "but they don't DO anything to help make the babies"
and I said "no they mate the hens so the eggs they lay are fertile and can be hatched"
and my mom said "chickens don't have s3x!"
and I said "the term is mate but yes they do"
and my mom said "no they dont! if they do then tell me how"
awkward moment where I try to discribe how chickens mate and my mom still doesn't believe that chickens mate... I don't understand how both my mom and dad don't know that animals mate when both of them had-were near chickens growing up.

 

[farmerChef]

my parents were watching my chickens earlier with me and my mom asked "why do we have the roosters? they don't lay eggs so what do they do?" 
and my dad said "well their there to fertilize the eggs, so you can have baby chickens"
and my mom said "but they don't DO anything to help make the babies"
and I said "no they mate the hens so the eggs they lay are fertile and can be hatched"
and my mom said "chickens don't have s3x!"
and I said "the term is mate but yes they do"
and my mom said "no they dont! if they do then tell me how"
awkward moment where I try to discribe how chickens mate and my mom still doesn't believe that chickens mate... I don't understand how both my mom and dad don't know that animals mate when both of them had-were near chickens growing up.

What, you didnt know that eggs where fertilized by osmosis??

 

[Gomes Bantams]

you have no idea gomes

Call me Lucas.

 

[Marengoite]

my parents were watching my chickens earlier with me and my mom asked "why do we have the roosters? they don't lay eggs so what do they do?"
and my dad said "well their there to fertilize the eggs, so you can have baby chickens"
and my mom said "but they don't DO anything to help make the babies"
and I said "no they mate the hens so the eggs they lay are fertile and can be hatched"
and my mom said "chickens don't have s3x!"
and I said "the term is mate but yes they do"
and my mom said "no they dont! if they do then tell me how"
awkward moment where I try to discribe how chickens mate and my mom still doesn't believe that chickens mate... I don't understand how both my mom and dad don't know that animals mate when both of them had-were near chickens growing up.

Apparently they understand about the bees. It's the birds that they don't get. LOL.