Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

This has nothing to do with chickens and eggs, but I was in the cheese plant one day when two interesting customers came in. One man wanted some Swiss cheese but he didn't want any that was there because it all had holes in it. At the same time the one man was looking for some Swiss cheese without holes, this other gentleman came in and wanted some FRESH sharp cheddar cheese. He never would believe that in order to get sharp cheddar you have to age it six months to a year or more.

They walk among us.

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

So we have several ads up for ducks and chicks for sale
In one I have this ADORABLE picture of the ducks swimming
So I get an e-mail saying 'That is sooooo cute'
I e-mail them back saying 'Uh, are you interested or did you just e-mail to tell me their cute?'
'Oh I just e-mailed you because their cute, I can't have one'




I'm trying to sell my birds.
I don't need you e-mailing me for no reason
0.o I just want to yell at them, they must be like 10 0.o

 

[sjshaw1980]

Quote: How do they survive is the real question....

 

[CGinJCMO]

So we have several ads up for ducks and chicks for sale
In one I have this ADORABLE picture of the ducks swimming
So I get an e-mail saying 'That is sooooo cute'
I e-mail them back saying 'Uh, are you interested or did you just e-mail to tell me their cute?'
'Oh I just e-mailed you because their cute, I can't have one'




I'm trying to sell my birds.
I don't need you e-mailing me for no reason
0.o I just want to yell at them, they must be like 10 0.o

Maybe she thought she was on facebook and wanted to give a positive comment on your photo.

CG

 

[mabhera]

I am also starting to sell a few chicks in some online classifieds and my first call this morning was to answer all the questions I had already answered in the add. Can you sex them? I dont want rooster... Nope, I cant. But there is no way you can sell me a girl? ...You buy a few chicks and some will be girls and some will be boys....no.....I just want girls. You dont have pullets? No, they sell so fast I dont keep any to raise. are you sure you cant sex them? agggggrrrrrr how much are your chicks? (seems he was not reading the add). 5 dollars. How much? I cant hear you...
Thank God the call dropped because i was tired of answering the same questions he could answer just reading the add not to mention the many times he asked the same things over and over.

 

[sjshaw1980]

I am also starting to sell a few chicks in some online classifieds and my first call this morning was to answer all the questions I had already answered in the add. Can you sex them? I dont want rooster... Nope, I cant. But there is no way you can sell me a girl? ...You buy a few chicks and some will be girls and some will be boys....no.....I just want girls. You dont have pullets? No, they sell so fast I dont keep any to raise. are you sure you cant sex them? agggggrrrrrr how much are your chicks? (seems he was not reading the add). 5 dollars. How much? I cant hear you...
Thank God the call dropped because i was tired of answering the same questions he could answer just reading the add not to mention the many times he asked the same things over and over.

You are too polite to stupid people.

I can envision the conversation now....

"Hola dime!"
"Hola, quisiera comprar un gallo, pero no quiero un gallo, solamente una gallita"
"Lo siento, pero no puedo descubrir el sexo de los gallitas."
"Porque no? Solamente quiero gallitas"
"Lo siento, pero como diga antes, no puedo descubrir el sexo de gallitas antes de 8 semanas"
"Cuanto cuesta?"
"No lea el poste? Cinco dolares! Tonto..."

 

[mabhera]

You are too polite to stupid people.

I can envision the conversation now....

"Hola dime!"
"Hola, quisiera comprar un gallo, pero no quiero un gallo, solamente una gallita"
"Lo siento, pero no puedo descubrir el sexo de los gallitas."
"Porque no? Solamente quiero gallitas"
"Lo siento, pero como diga antes, no puedo descubrir el sexo de gallitas antes de 8 semanas"
"Cuanto cuesta?"
"No lea el poste? Cinco dolares! Tonto..."

LOL....you are envisioning it right until you get to the last part.

 

[sjshaw1980]

No you're definitely too polite to call him stupid.

Far politer than I would have been....

 

[hennotrooster]

Was this conversation done in Spanish? I get this all the time when we post for rent signs on our properties people will be standing in front of the house and ask for all the information that is posted. I will ask them where they got the number and they will answer "Off the sign in the window"

I get so frustrated with the calls I know that the frustration can be heard in my voice. I will ask them if the sign is printed clearly. It baffles me.

 

[hennotrooster]

LOL....you are envisioning it right until you get to the last part.

Like the avatar pic.