Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

"... my two pigs were named Bacon and Sausage. My turkeys were Thanksgiving and Christmas. I don't really name my chickens, other than a few of them, but I have a friend who names hers things like Original and Extra Crispy."

"My cousin and I named a pig Wilbur after the character in Charlotte's Web when were young adults...."


I have one cat named Claude (from Claude Cat in the cartoon with the yapping puppy), and another named Milo from the movie Milo & Otis. I once heard of someone who named their house Laurel and Holly. I love a good sense of humor.

My son informed me that friends of his bought 2 ducks, which they named Cheese and Quackers.

 

[7 Biddies]

we have several.. two are named "Madness" and "Mayhem".. they live up to their names rather well...... 

I once met a young couple with 2 1/2 year old identical twin boys. They were dressed in matching denim Oshkosh b'Gosh overalls and were climbing over everything. Cutest things I'd ever seen. When I asked their names, Dad responded, "We call this one 'Search', and that one 'Destroy'.

 

[Bens-Hens]

Hahahaha, our boy's are nick names Des and Troy...together they DESTROY!

 

[beckyeudy]

Oh I've had lots, here are some:

Do they have babies in them?
Are the green ones bad? Are the blue ones sweet?
How do I wash the dirt off (brown eggs)?
Only white ones are sanitary
Of course you need a rooster
The colored ones are dirty and are from sick roosters (yes they meant a rooster).
I'd never eat anything out of an animal's butt, yet they are cramming their face with a Egg McMuffin with extra cheese.

I live in the city, though most of the rooster comments came from older people who claimed to have owned chickens. LOL

My Dad keeps telling me you need a rooster for hens to lay eggs!

 

[Cknldy]

Hey- ask your dad if a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn, which way will it roll off?

 

[Cknldy]

Then laugh like crazy at his answer! Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do ;-) lol

 

[beckyeudy]

Hey- ask your dad if a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn, which way will it roll off?

too funny!

 

[Hinotori]

Hey- ask your dad if a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn, which way will it roll off?

Keep that rooster egg and hatch it and you'll get a cockitrice

 

[AmyPaperlady]

Keep that rooster egg and hatch it and you'll get a cockitrice

Only if you incubate it in a dung heap.

 

[Weirdness555]

No if a snake incubates it