Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[yinepu]

Quote: lol.. I was tempted to give him a black cayuga egg.. not sure what his wife would have thought of it!

 

[chicksurreal]

Did you tell her where milk comes from? that would shock her even more to think in a way she is putting something in her mouth from the lady parts of a cow and it's only a couple of feet forward and a couple of feet up from where poo comes from.... Tell her to look up how lunchmeat like hot dogs or bologna is made, and ask if she wants fried bologna or a hot dog for lunch.

Lol!

Yeah, she only drinks rice milk these days. Everything grosses her out if she thinks too much about it.

 

[Searsmom]

I was at dinner the night before last with some city-bred friends (Washington, D.C.'ers) and they were curious about my want for chickens. I said I was going to have a production coop, but there would be no roosters because I wouldn't do that to my neighbor who happens to sleep closer to the coop than I do. My friend piped up and said, "Well, how do the chickens get pregnant if you don't have a rooster?"

 

[cassie]

I was at dinner the night before last with some city-bred friends (Washington, D.C.'ers) and they were curious about my want for chickens. I said I was going to have a production coop, but there would be no roosters because I wouldn't do that to my neighbor who happens to sleep closer to the coop than I do. My friend piped up and said, "Well, how do the chickens get pregnant if you don't have a rooster?"

I wish someone would say something like that to me. I would really like them to explain to me how a chicken could get pregnant even WITH a rooster.

 

[oldrooster]

These are two sound clips from the TV show Alice (based on the movie Alice doesn't live here anymore) This may explain why people act the way they do....

http://www.alicehyatt.com/sounds/sounds/turkey.wav

http://www.alicehyatt.com/sounds/sounds/ham.wav

 

[TheChickInn]

This statement is more cute than funny- I am a hatch-o-holic and always have eggs in the incubator. I missed a pile of 6 eggs ( the hens were laying them behind the bags of wood shavings). One of my silkies started setting on them, and I had no idea how many days she had been setting on them- and my incubators were full. I ended up moving her and her clutch of eggs to a cage. One morning, as we were doing chores, my son said, "So if she is sitting on the eggs the way Mother Nature wants, instead of using an incubator- does that mean that these chicks will be organic?" LOL

 

[hope4rainbow]

At work today, I said we are getting a green and a blue egg in the box now because two more girls started laying. A coworker said " Oh cool, for Easter?" And I said yes, those two girls are called Easter Eggers....and she asked me what color they lay the rest of the year. I was completely speechless lmbo!!

 

[subhanalah]

At work today, I said we are getting a green and a blue egg in the box now because two more girls started laying. A coworker said " Oh cool, for Easter?" And I said yes, those two girls are called Easter Eggers....and she asked me what color they lay the rest of the year. I was completely speechless lmbo!!

tried to give you an ovation...but it was too long, so I decided just to post it lol.


Maybe their mind goes straight to the whole: "food coloring on the vebt" idea; we should be thankful for their ingenuity!

Editing..

 

[oldrooster]

At work today, I said we are getting a green and a blue egg in the box now because two more girls started laying. A coworker said " Oh cool, for Easter?" And I said yes, those two girls are called Easter Eggers....and she asked me what color they lay the rest of the year. I was completely speechless lmbo!!

Pink and yellow polka dots if I have been hitting the sauce is what I would have said.

 

[kingfrodo]

Pink and yellow polka dots if I have been hitting the sauce is what I would have said.