Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[sepaditty1]

I like that you said, "Ducks, chickens, and my family." Haha. Priorities, right?

 

[Kelsykin]

I like that you said, "Ducks, chickens, and my family." Haha. Priorities, right?

LOL Shhhhhhhhhhhhh never tell them I put them in that order.....My children and husband know the animals provide us with food. I grow eggplant for the ducks, chickens, and rabbits.

 

[sepaditty1]

I won't tell.

 

[Peep_Show]

ME: "The hens are in a run and can't get out. They are very pretty. I'll give you some fresh eggs."

HE: "I like eggs but I couldn't eat an egg that came out of a chicken."

ME: <trying not to burst out laughing> "I think you would like the flavor of a really fresh egg."

HE: "Uh, no.... not an egg out of a chicken."

This makes me wonder what kind of eggs he eats? Frog? Some bird smaller than a chicken?

 

[SNJchickens]

Oh, he eats chicken eggs BUT he doesn't eat eggs out of a chicken.

Let me know if anyone figures THAT one out!

 

[Kelsykin]

Oh, he eats chicken eggs BUT he doesn't eat eggs out of a chicken.

Let me know if anyone figures THAT one out!

This is how it is. The chicken eggs he eats are from chickens that magically make the eggs appear. The chicken clucks and a clean new eggs appears in the nest next to her.

Your chickens poop the eggs out. Poop made eggs are nasty nasty. You know cause they came out of the chicken rather than magically appearing from nowhere.


In case it was not clear I am being extremely sarcastic with the above.....

 

[Crickett]

No, what actually happens is ..... He goes to the store and buys those eggs that come in the cartons. Everyone knows that chickens have nothing to do with those eggs! Whereas the eggs you have came out of a chicken! EWWWW, nasty! ***



***Yes, extreme sarcasm here!

 

[cassie]

No, what actually happens is ..... He goes to the store and buys those eggs that come in the cartons. Everyone knows that chickens have nothing to do with those eggs! Whereas the eggs you have came out of a chicken! EWWWW, nasty! ***



***Yes, extreme sarcasm here!

According to my niece, eggs are generated in styrofoam cartons, milk comes out of a plastic jug, and Kentucky Fried chicken changed its name to KFC because they no longer serve meat from real chickens. This last is from an internet hoax she swallowed hook, line, and sinker.

 

[SNJchickens]

I completely forgot that the cartons make the grocery store eggs! So sorry! My neighbor hasn't even seen my hens and he has already decided that he doesn't eat eggs that come out of a chicken. He will eat eggs that come out of a carton. <sigh>

My neighborhood is very entertaining. We had a neighbor (since moved) who would not accept garden produce because "bugs walked on them." I'm not making this up. I thought my DH would never stop laughing when the neighbor told him "no thank you" and explained about the bugs.

 

[subhanalah]

I completely forgot that the cartons make the grocery store eggs! So sorry! My neighbor hasn't even seen my hens and he has already decided that he doesn't eat eggs that come out of a chicken. He will eat eggs that come out of a carton. My neighborhood is very entertaining. We had a neighbor (since moved) who would not accept garden produce because "bugs walked on them." I'm not making this up. I thought my DH would never stop laughing when the neighbor told him "no thank you" and explained about the bugs.

maybe you should tel your neighbor he is not expected to sit and catch the egg as it comes out or anything, you'll bring them to him in a carton, just like store bought. Lol