Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[winteree]

Yep, NaCl is a component in those electrolytes that Gatorade and Powerade advertise about. Without it, you would die. But it's just like anything too much can kill too. Think about the trace minerals in your body. Gotta have them for proper cell function, but will too much of them, metal toxicity issues.

yeah heck you need trance amounts of iodine to live and only like 2cc's can kill you

 

[ChirpChickens]

We are ready to plant!

oo have fun! i bet it'll look nice!

 

[cackleberrycam]

I made a thread similar to this: https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/...chicken-owners-just-cant-relate#post_13546631

 

[winteree]

We are ready to plant!

ohhh fun

what are you planting and why so late in the year?

 

[Peep_Show]

Maybe white was the only color stunt eggs came in?

 

[vehve]

ohhh fun

what are you planting and why so late in the year?

Funny how latitude changes perspective, here we just planted most of our garden a couple of weeks ago, which was unusually early, but we had a heat wave.

 

[Peep_Show]

re: Directors

When not at home what pays the chicken bills is being a court reporter (court stenographer...one of those people with the disco typewriters taking down the legal proceedings). Anyway, my biggest pet peeve is when they have courtroom scenes on TV or in the movies and the person playing the reporter quite obviously hasn't a clue how the stenotype machines operate. A whole mess o' dialogue goes by and then they show the reporter pressing one key. In real life we're on it syllable per syllable word-for-word and typing, oh, like 240 wpm using all fingers.

 

[subhanalah]

Maybe white was the only color stunt eggs came in?

stunt eggs!

 

[subhanalah]

I didn't take offense. Your doctor might take issue with you saying that that particular chemical isn't bad though.

I have some heart problems and my doctor prescribed more salt as the answer. Talk about just showing up for a paycheck.

 

[vehve]

re: Directors

When not at home what pays the chicken bills is being a court reporter (court stenographer...one of those people with the disco typewriters taking down the legal proceedings). Anyway, my biggest pet peeve is when they have courtroom scenes on TV or in the movies and the person playing the reporter quite obviously hasn't a clue how the stenotype machines operate. A whole mess o' dialogue goes by and then they show the reporter pressing one key. In real life we're on it syllable per syllable word-for-word and typing, oh, like 240 wpm using all fingers.

This brings me to a different thing in movies. I'm now going to mention guns, so you're only allowed to answer my question and not get all hot and bothered about gun rights.

Do the US armed forces really teach you to fire at full auto? And why do they always shoot from the hip in movies?