Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

<sigh>

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

 

[ozexpat]

My girlfriend told me that she would prefer " store bought eggs " cause mine have sperm in them.

I am so keeping the g rated road here.

 

[RachaelS]

Talking with a coworker today, he was asking about my chickens and how they lay eggs without a rooster. I reminded him that the female coworker sitting next to him produces eggs every month without a boyfriend.

After we laughed...

He asked how do the roosters fertilize the eggs? Another guy answered. "SEX!" ... Confused, He responds, "how on earth does the rooster have sex with the eggs!? Without breaking them!?"

He was dead serious!

OMG that made me laugh out loud!

 

[RachaelS]

<sigh>

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

I know I should be on cloud 9

I was having PC issues all day today, but I saw this at work and said it out loud and every one was rolling!!! I really need a bumper sticker that says that!!!!

 

[loveourbirds]

<sigh>

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

because as we evolved, we started as a rear end and just grew bigger!

edited because i didnt realize that was a flagged word, sorry

i didnt use the word that started with "a" though??

 

[GreenMum]

My favourite was a friend of my son's came over and was looking at our girls. My son, trying to impress her, told her how the Ameracauna's lay green eggs. She was duly shocked and then asked "Does that mean that they poo green poop?" She was a pretty little thing, but I'm happy to report that she is not my daughter-in-law LOL

 

[RachaelS]

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[salt and pepper]

I have one! Not stupid, but I thought it was funny. My sister was over for a while, and she was watching the chickens free range, Now, my sister does not have one bone in her body that likes chickens. She simply tolerates them when she's at my house. One of my roosters goes strutting across the window, and she gasps, saying " You know you have more than two roosters, right? That one!!! I swear it's not a hen! I couldn't help but laugh, since I had know that that chicken was a rooster since he was three weeks!

 

[NCChickLovers]

I had sent a picture of two of our hens to my Mother, the other day, and this is what she says to me...

"Are you sure those aren't boy chickens? They have those things on top of their heads."

Not a "laugh out loud" comment, but I still giggled.

 

[animallover505]

My little cousin and his friend came over, and he said, "Why do you have so many roosters?? Where are the hens?" I chuckled and said, "They are hens, I only have 2 roosters, and they are those 2 chicks over there, when they are old enough I am giving them to my friend" He insisted they were roosters because of the "Red things on their heads"