Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Peep_Show]

And to people that let their little dogs run around loose and up to us I casually say "Is your dog a snack?" Point is generally taken. Yeah, it may come across as a tad bey@tchy, but I'm not going to be responsible for their negligence and their dog's poor manners.

 

[vehve]

My dog Gabby is a 135 lb. St. Bernard/GSD/Malamute mix who is a sweetheart, but kind of protective. Some days she likes dogs, others she doesn't. BUT she upon first viewing another dog on an off-day will issue a growl that can only be interpreted as "I am going to eat you if you come closer." Bless her, it works every time stopping folks and their dogs dead in their tracks. Some days it's nice to walk alone. At least she communicates well....

Our dachshund tries the same tactic too. Doesn't seem to work as well when you weigh 5 kilos

 

[Peep_Show]

Oh, yeah. You've got a big dog in a little dog suit....

 

[vehve]

Oh, yeah. You've got a big dog in a little dog suit....

I always say dachshunds are big dogs in small packages. It's very true for their temperament, and abilities. You can actually work them pretty hard. Great trackers.

 

[Papas Chickens]

My dog Gabby is a 135 lb. St. Bernard/GSD/Malamute mix who is a sweetheart, but kind of protective.  Some days she likes dogs, others she doesn't.   BUT she upon first viewing another dog on an off-day will issue a growl that can only be interpreted as "I am going to eat you if you come closer."   Bless her, it works every time stopping folks and their dogs dead in their tracks.   Some days it's nice to walk alone.  At least she communicates well....

How old is your St Bernard mix? My 4 year old German Rott wieghs 215lbs lol he also does the deep growl and a bark that can rattle your bones lol.

 

[WeLuvRuckus]

How old is your St Bernard mix? My 4 year old German Rott wieghs 215lbs lol he also does the deep growl and a bark that can rattle your bones lol.

I have a great Pyrenees,Bernese mountain dog mix and he stands up in our front door window to bark if people he doesn't know come to our house . Needless to say I haven't had girl scout cookies in awhile haha

 

[Crickett]

I have a chiweenie, and her pup. They think they are huge guard dogs. While they have never attempted to bite me or my husband, they will snap at others. I tell people who pull up into our yard (uninvited) , yes they will bite. Do not try to pet them. They are guard dogs. If the person insists on trying to pet them, then it's their own fault if they get bit. It amazes me that people equate small and cute with harmless.

 

[Peep_Show]

How old is your St Bernard mix? My 4 year old German Rott wieghs 215lbs lol he also does the deep growl and a bark that can rattle your bones lol.

She's 10! And she's still getting along well, albeit her naps are a little longer and more frequent. She's our "hero" dog as she came and alerted me (well, jumped onto my chest when I was asleep...and she never gets on the bed after goodnight cuddles) when my husband collapsed in the hallway one night due to dehydration. I never would've woken up otherwise as I'm a power sleeper.

(What's the phrase about "Mad dogs and Englishmen run in the noonday sun"? One should not go running in the summer in Las Vegas, NV; right, Husby?)

We love our Gabby dog.

 

[Papas Chickens]

She's 10! And she's still getting along well, albeit her naps are a little longer and more frequent. She's our "hero" dog as she came and alerted me (well, jumped onto my chest when I was asleep...and she never gets on the bed after goodnight cuddles) when my husband collapsed in the hallway one night due to dehydration. I never would've woken up otherwise as I'm a power sleeper.

(What's the phrase about "Mad dogs and Englishmen run in the noonday sun"? One should not go running in the summer in Las Vegas, NV; right, Husby?)

We love our Gabby dog.

My GSP did practicly the same thing to me when my cousin passed out do to heat stroke. I was taking a well deserved nap and he jumped on me to get my attention and i seen my cousin passed out on the porch, i couldnt get him to wake so i went inside to get the phone and some water i came back and he was awake and his face and shirt was all wet, so i asked him while he was drinking the water how he got all wet and he said your **** dog ****** on me, i look over at my GSP and he had this smug grin on his face if he could talk i swear he would have said ya i did that lol.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

I have a chiweenie, and her pup. They think they are huge guard dogs. While they have never attempted to bite me or my husband, they will snap at others. I tell people who pull up into our yard (uninvited) , yes they will bite. Do not try to pet them. They are guard dogs. If the person insists on trying to pet them, then it's their own fault if they get bit. It amazes me that people equate small and cute with harmless.

Obviously they never had a Shetland pony as a child.