Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Mmmmmm, it's made with fresh organic milk where I get it, so it is super creamy, really tastes like a root beer float....I thought it would be gross the first time I tried it, but it is sooooo gooood

 

[oldrooster]

Standing outside a city-friend's home this evening talking about what we've been up to lately (and I'm practically choking on some ungodly wretched smell coming from the textile plant that is apparently dying fabric today) when I mention the 15 RIR chicks in my guest bathroom. "Doesn't your whole house smell like chicken poo?" she says. "Well, no." I say. "I clean the brooders regularly." She says, "I could never live with those nasty animals or that smell." I reply, a bit perturbed, "Really? As opposed to your whole TOWN smelling like poo everytime the mill is dying?" Thanks, but I'll take my country life and all my chickies to the ickyness of city life!

Have some family in SW Illinois and we visited once and they had a candy factory move into an old textile mill the scent they infuse into the candy almost knocked me out and I nearly had an asthma attack, thankfully most of the family I knew has died off, and my father died (his side of the family) so I will never have to go there again. it was butter scotch they told me caramel was 300% worse, I could not personally live there esp. in summer without an inebulizer and an air filtration device, otherwise I would literally die of an asthma attack.

 

[Minchi]

Mmmmmm, it's made with fresh organic milk where I get it, so it is super creamy, really tastes like a root beer float....I thought it would be gross the first time I tried it, but it is sooooo gooood

Try vanilla creamer, or even better cold stones sweet cream creamer in it. I never claim to be a 'good' influence on people.

 

[Minchi]

Have some family in SW Illinois and we visited once and they had a candy factory move into an old textile mill the scent they infuse into the candy almost knocked me out and I nearly had an asthma attack, thankfully most of the family I knew has died off, and my father died (his side of the family) so I will never have to go there again. it was butter scotch they told me caramel was 300% worse, I could not personally live there esp. in summer without an inebulizer and an air filtration device, otherwise I would literally die of an asthma attack.

That reminds me of when I worked for Wal-mart when I was a kid. They got these new camping markers in and me and another guy were cleaning up the school supplies isle. This usually took like three hours to do, we were15 and smelling markers sounded like fun..... All the markers were strong but the worst and the one that gave me a serious asthma attack was the one called 'Fresh Air'. Not entirely related but your story reminded me of that night.

 

[scriptkiddie]

Here is one that happened yesterday:

11 year old: Dad, can we go back to store bought eggs?
Me: Why?
11 year old: Our eggs are giving me a headache!
Me: What? How did you discover this?
11 year old: The store eggs crack on my forehead easily, and on the first try. These take 3 or 4 tries and I have to hit it HARD!
Me: (trying not to laugh) No.

 

[Happy Chooks]

Here is one that happened yesterday:

11 year old: Dad, can we go back to store bought eggs?
Me: Why?
11 year old: Our eggs are giving me a headache!
Me: What? How did you discover this?
11 year old: The store eggs crack on my forehead easily, and on the first try. These take 3 or 4 tries and I have to hit it HARD!
Me: (trying not to laugh) No.

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Here is one that happened yesterday:

11 year old: Dad, can we go back to store bought eggs?
Me: Why?
11 year old: Our eggs are giving me a headache!
Me: What? How did you discover this?
11 year old: The store eggs crack on my forehead easily, and on the first try. These take 3 or 4 tries and I have to hit it HARD!
Me: (trying not to laugh) No.

 

[oldrooster]

Here is one that happened yesterday:

11 year old: Dad, can we go back to store bought eggs?
Me: Why?
11 year old: Our eggs are giving me a headache!
Me: What? How did you discover this?
11 year old: The store eggs crack on my forehead easily, and on the first try. These take 3 or 4 tries and I have to hit it HARD!
Me: (trying not to laugh) No.

Tell her it's time to return her for a new daughter at the hospital for one with a harder head! lol.

 

[Ilovemyduckies]

Here is one that happened yesterday:

11 year old: Dad, can we go back to store bought eggs?
Me: Why?
11 year old: Our eggs are giving me a headache!
Me: What? How did you discover this?
11 year old: The store eggs crack on my forehead easily, and on the first try. These take 3 or 4 tries and I have to hit it HARD!
Me: (trying not to laugh) No.

 

[7 Biddies]

Here is one that happened yesterday:

11 year old: Dad, can we go back to store bought eggs?
Me: Why?
11 year old: Our eggs are giving me a headache!
Me: What? How did you discover this?
11 year old: The store eggs crack on my forehead easily, and on the first try. These take 3 or 4 tries and I have to hit it HARD!
Me: (trying not to laugh) No.

OMG. Is she blonde?