Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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"You got anything vegan?"

"These brownies have eggs from well treated hens that live right over there."

"Ah, no that's alright. My daughter doesn't like chickens, but I'll get a cookie for her."

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When I asked my college chemistry professor (brilliant in many ways, but sorely lacking in some areas) if she'd like me to bring her some fresh eggs from my "girls", she asked me if I candlewicked myself or did I have someone else do it..... HUH???????????
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What I finally figured out was that she meant did I CANDLE the eggs to see if they were fertile. I explained that I had no roosters. She said she just couldn't eat an egg if it hadn't been candlewicked, because one time she had cracked open an egg and there had been a fully-developed chick foot in it.
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I should not have been surprised, because the previous week she told me, with a great air of authority, that peonies would not bloom if one removed the ants from the buds because the ants pollinate the flowers, therefore they can't bloom out without ants.
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Now this one is priceless....a college chemistry professor.....oh my...the peonies part, this is elementary school stuff
 
My 5 year old grandson got to gather eggs for the first time after bringing the eggs from the coop to the house with no causalities, he helped me wash them to put them in the carton to be put in the refrigerator. Well of coarse he broke one. So I said new rule at grandma's house if you break an egg you have to eat it. And he says, You can eat them?
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My 5 year old grandson got to gather eggs for the first time after bringing the eggs from the coop to the house with no causalities, he helped me wash them to put them in the carton to be put in the refrigerator. Well of coarse he broke one. So I said new rule at grandma's house if you break an egg you have to eat it. And he says, You can eat them?
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When I asked my college chemistry professor (brilliant in many ways, but sorely lacking in some areas) if she'd like me to bring her some fresh eggs from my "girls", she asked me if I candlewicked myself or did I have someone else do it..... HUH???????????
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What I finally figured out was that she meant did I CANDLE the eggs to see if they were fertile. I explained that I had no roosters. She said she just couldn't eat an egg if it hadn't been candlewicked, because one time she had cracked open an egg and there had been a fully-developed chick foot in it.
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I should not have been surprised, because the previous week she told me, with a great air of authority, that peonies would not bloom if one removed the ants from the buds because the ants pollinate the flowers, therefore they can't bloom out without ants.
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The peonies thing is a very well established myth that the prof got a little wrong--most people think the buds can't open without the ants rather than pollination. But I would love to figure out how just a fully formed foot got into an egg...
 
Holy Cra*! $12,000?!?! My shipping is insured and costs $200 and i thought i paid to much!

The other day, upon entering our town, we posted a sign saying,
One California farmer feeds 200+ people, including YOU.

then two days later in the paper a article was written...


".....while roaming the petite little town we call Denair, I came across a sign stating that one calfornia farmer feeds 200+ people. I find that to be a complete lie. We do not rely on a smelly old farmer to feed us, thats what walmart and raleys is for. And to those who posted this particular sign, quit your fibbing and please buy real food like a normal human being."

i repled promtley telling them that if all of the worlds farmers quit farming wed all be left for dead either eating dirt or feasting on each other. 56 other replys were written, 99% of them i cant post on here.

Glad I don't have to eat at their houses.
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I wonder what they think farms are for? Or, apple trees?
 
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