Argh. My local post office is AWFUL. According to the USPS tracking information, my eggs arrived at 8 am and are being held for pickup. The first worker at the desk told me they "don't do that".

Her supervisor was much more helpful and searched for over 10 minutes but didn't find them. He said they must have gone out on the truck for delivery today, but they're not here yet...My mail carrier has a habit of scanning packages as "delivered" 24-48 hours before he actually drops them off, so who knows where my eggs are.