Yeah I have a thing for turkeys that I keep a secret. I don't own a turkey, never have owned a turkey... I always wanted to have them, so last spring I went and decided I would get my turkey meat by hunting one. Well, I bought the shotgun, the camo, the ammo, the decoys, the calls, the blinds, the field gear... you get the point. I got to go out only once because of my work schedule and didn't ever see the bird. Just had a nice conversation with him.... "eeerr eeerr eeeer" and me, "EEERRR EERRRR EEEERRR!!!!!" LMAO!!! I have learned more since... next spring (if my doctors let me) I'll get that Tom.Turkey? That's better than my measly looking faces I attempt to carve into an orange gourd. Mine usually start out as a Jack O' Lantern and turn into Jack O' pumpkin pie.