You need to come back to Minnesota and see if you can pass the entrance exam for living in a rural area here..
It is like heaven on earth, most days, Temps average 60-65 degrees year round. We have no mosquitoes. Banana season is mid may until October. Nothing is as good as a banana straight from a Minnesota Banana tree.
We have a lot of lakes and in rural Minnesota the common sunfish is about 20 inches long! It is why Paul Bunyan and Babe stayed here their entire lives. No other place could handle them because of their size. Paul was a little rough on the forests but most have recovered now.
I remember the stories about Paul Bunyan. I have a lot of family that still lives in St Paul. The first winter I wouldn't know what to do when I got snowed in--