He knows this because his sister dyed her blond hair black when she ran away from home as a teenager when she found out the cops were looking for her. What is really funny is that she was with a dark-haired girl who dyed her hair blond. The cops were looking for a blond and brunette and they still fit the description, just bad dye jobs.
OMG, I thought it was just my goofy family that did dumb stuff like that.

OMG, I thought it was just my goofy family that did dumb stuff like that.