Egg Recipe Fails! Post yours here!

[kellgirl360]

I want to see egg recipes gone wrong! I think it will be pretty amusing. Post your pics here.

Below is me trying to cook an omelet inside of an egg.
I cracked an egg so that most of the shell was intact, and then I scrambled the egg, added parsley and chives, and put this back into the egg. I microwaved it for about 4 minutes. It "eggsploded" and after I peeled the egg it looked like a sponge.

 

[3goodeggs]

That was the tidiest microwaved egg I have ever seen.
One summer my son took it upon himself to figure out how to microwave and egg.
His conclusion: It can not be done.
My conclusion: If that kid can make a mess he will.

 

[donrae]

 

[wyoDreamer]

lol ...

Try it again - but only microwave for 1 min, thats all it takes to cook an egg in the microwave.
I have a plastic egg cooker for the microwave - it is about the size of a english muffin - so 1 minute to an egg McMuffin. Gotta remember to pierce the yolk with a toothpick a couple of times - those yolks will really explode if you don't!

My last epic egg fail was a sauce and when I stirred in the egg, it curdled - what a waste of ingredients. Second try was good though. Sorry no pictures - maybe next time.

 

[3goodeggs]

I do not know what the kid had the temp setting on, but one minute in the egg poacher and it expoded.. the egg and the poacher.

 

[3goodeggs]

Hey! Wait a minute! he was supposed to put water in it and BOIL it in the microwave.
Well, he does have the Y chromosome, which studies show can hamper the reading of instructions.

 

[kellgirl360]

Lol these are hilarious.