Eggstreme Daily Drama with newly laying hens

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I have 8 free range hens, 5 nest boxes and every morning it's Eggstreme Drama until after they lay. The hens have been laying for a month now. I thought the drama would go away. I was wrong.

Karen Delaware Previously laid eggs in my cat's cube bed, on a workbench, on a mini fridge and in a toolbox. But only after complaining loudly, screaming for the manager, flapping, destroying the entire area and shoving everything on the floor becasue HER eggs are *special* and require a *special spot*.
Her latest High Drama - she has now decided she simply must lay Her *special* eggs either on top of, or under, another hen. The other hen is always already in the box, minding her own business, quietly trying to lay her own egg. And of course, Karen being Karen is squawking the whole time, pecking the other hen and demanding to speak to the manager. At least she's using the nest box, right?

Henry-etta Barred Rock (who was the last to start laying) will not lay an egg unless I sit next to her. And wait. Every morning, she follows too closely, tripping me up, mumbling and grumbling louder and louder while I do morning chores, until I sit. She actually tried to lay her first egg *on* me (eeuuww no). If I don't sit for this nonsense, she'll hold it in and stay glued to me until I give in, then she lays a double the next day or the next. I don't dare see how many days she can hold it.
Dommy Barred Rock lays an egg, sits on it for 2-3 hours, then runs to the cat's dish (and will sit there all day long) Silently, patiently, waiting, until she gets a piece of dry cat food as her ? reward? for the egg? I did not teach her that.
Fluffy Barred Rock won't lay an egg unless she can either sit with me or smush herself in with another Barred Rock who's trying to lay in peace. But she's not mean or obnoxious about it like Karen and the other Rocks seem to tolerate it.
However, thanks to bossy obnoxious pecky Karen, my 3 Barred Rocks now insist on laying eggs in the bunkhouse, on a spare bunk, in a 'nest' of old towels/rags. They laid their first couple in there, then started using the nest boxes - but Karen and her unrelenting drama ruined that.

Yes, I tried locking them in the henhouse til they lay - but all they do is fight, throw themselves against the door, and no eggs.

Only my 4 RIR girls are nice, normal chickens. So thankful for them. RIR: wake up, lay egg, announce egg, leave hen house, go forage.
 

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I have 8 free range hens, 5 nest boxes and every morning it's Eggstreme Drama until after they lay. The hens have been laying for a month now. I thought the drama would go away. I was wrong.

Karen Delaware Previously laid eggs in my cat's cube bed, on a workbench, on a mini fridge and in a toolbox. But only after complaining loudly, screaming for the manager, flapping, destroying the entire area and shoving everything on the floor becasue HER eggs are *special* and require a *special spot*.
Her latest High Drama - she has now decided she simply must lay Her *special* eggs either on top of, or under, another hen. The other hen is always already in the box, minding her own business, quietly trying to lay her own egg. And of course, Karen being Karen is squawking the whole time, pecking the other hen and demanding to speak to the manager. At least she's using the nest box, right?

Henry-etta Barred Rock (who was the last to start laying) will not lay an egg unless I sit next to her. And wait. Every morning, she follows too closely, tripping me up, mumbling and grumbling louder and louder while I do morning chores, until I sit. She actually tried to lay her first egg *on* me (eeuuww no). If I don't sit for this nonsense, she'll hold it in and stay glued to me until I give in, then she lays a double the next day or the next. I don't dare see how many days she can hold it.
Dommy Barred Rock lays an egg, sits on it for 2-3 hours, then runs to the cat's dish (and will sit there all day long) Silently, patiently, waiting, until she gets a piece of dry cat food as her ? reward? for the egg? I did not teach her that.
Fluffy Barred Rock won't lay an egg unless she can either sit with me or smush herself in with another Barred Rock who's trying to lay in peace. But she's not mean or obnoxious about it like Karen and the other Rocks seem to tolerate it.
However, thanks to bossy obnoxious pecky Karen, my 3 Barred Rocks now insist on laying eggs in the bunkhouse, on a spare bunk, in a 'nest' of old towels/rags. They laid their first couple in there, then started using the nest boxes - but Karen and her unrelenting drama ruined that.

Yes, I tried locking them in the henhouse til they lay - but all they do is fight, throw themselves against the door, and no eggs.

Only my 4 RIR girls are nice, normal chickens. So thankful for them. RIR: wake up, lay egg, announce egg, leave hen house, go forage.
And I thought I owned nut jobs! :eek:
 
I love your chickens so much, there are no words 😂
@Sablehaven Just for you - Miss Karen looking for the manager because I refused to let her indoors, then choosing inappropriate spots. Kitty was not impressed.
 

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And I thought I owned nut jobs! :eek:
Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one. My Fail Chickens: afraid of red wiggler worms, refuse shelled organic pumpkin seeds, refuse marigolds, and they chase the poor UPS man (*hUMaN hoLDiNg suMtHinG must be treats! OMG CHARGE!*).

@Sablehaven, Miss Fluffy, my biggest hen who lays the tiniest eggs, now knocks/pecks on the door to be let in to lay her egg around 4-5pm (becoz she's decided she's not a morning girl). Today I was nearby and witnessed the most unladylike disgusting thing. After circling in her nest spot like a dog about to nap, after sitting down and pulling her nest rags up close to her; after getting comfy and nearly dozing off several times...
She stands up - starts grunting - and pushing - like she's taking the most consipated crap ever - and out falls tiny egg.
So gross. I remain horrified.
 
Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one. My Fail Chickens: afraid of red wiggler worms, refuse shelled organic pumpkin seeds, refuse marigolds, and they chase the poor UPS man (*hUMaN hoLDiNg suMtHinG must be treats! OMG CHARGE!*).

@Sablehaven, Miss Fluffy, my biggest hen who lays the tiniest eggs, now knocks/pecks on the door to be let in to lay her egg around 4-5pm (becoz she's decided she's not a morning girl). Today I was nearby and witnessed the most unladylike disgusting thing. After circling in her nest spot like a dog about to nap, after sitting down and pulling her nest rags up close to her; after getting comfy and nearly dozing off several times...
She stands up - starts grunting - and pushing - like she's taking the most consipated crap ever - and out falls tiny egg.
So gross. I remain horrified.
I... 🤦‍♀️ some very interesting chickens you have ended up with 🤣
 
@Sablehaven Just for you - Miss Karen looking for the manager because I refused to let her indoors, then choosing inappropriate spots. Kitty was not impressed.
Thank you, I am in love with the little drama queen 😂

Worst I ever had was Thalia who refused to lay in the nestbox, and would find a new hiding spot as soon as I discovered her eggs. Like you, I never dared test just how long she could hold them...
 
Well, now that I had to make 8 nest boxes for 8 hens - 6 six of the crazies have decided to fight over the SAME nest box every morning. Even if they have to squat on top of another hen to lay their egg, while she's laying hers. The other two weirdos still insist/demand to be allowed to lay their egg inside the bunkhouse. I give up. At least most of them are laying in Fort Chikken.
 
Ok you guys - have a huge laugh at my expense: I got trolled by Fluffy and insta-puked on my shirt and laptop.
Fluffy just *had* to sit/squat next to me while I was online tech supporting. 'Whatever lay and go away, I'm too busy to deal with your drama.'
I didn't realize she had backed her egg chute up against me until I *felt a warm egg squeeze onto my bare arm* and heard her grunting. 😲🤢🤮🤮
This is too much, I want new chickens. Normal chickens. LADYLIKE chickens. Anyone wanna trade?
 

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