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Good Morning! Nero is so freakin' adorable!! What do you have planned for the day?
Good Morning! Nero is so freakin' adorable!! What do you have planned for the day?
Ever feel lonely when you dont have any PM's waiting for you?
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Long day of getting work done! After I finish my coffee, I have to drag the teen out of bed, then I think I'm going to go in and work at the office. I'll get more done in less time that way, ROFL. Plus, I need to run a couple of errands today.
It's hard to concentrate when puppy wants to play.
It's hard to concentrate when puppy wants to play.
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I vote to stay home and play with the puppy!
I vote to stay home and play with the puppy!
Howdy all. Haven't been on here much just pop in to snoop a bit, but too much going on to spend any time. Sure do miss you ladies.
hopefully this weekend i will find some time to sit back and read and catch up. Hope everyone is well, staying warm, and are safe.
thought I would leave y'all with some friday giggles.
Love to all...
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own. so does she...
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says. 'HEBREWS'
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
hopefully this weekend i will find some time to sit back and read and catch up. Hope everyone is well, staying warm, and are safe.
thought I would leave y'all with some friday giggles.
Love to all...
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own. so does she...
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says. 'HEBREWS'
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
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When I was texting you it dawned on me that I was putting your life at risk just because I couldn't sleep!! Geez, I am SUCH a good friend
Charmed arent you excited to join the 5 AM texting group!!
When I was texting you it dawned on me that I was putting your life at risk just because I couldn't sleep!! Geez, I am SUCH a good friend
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I vote to stay home and play with the puppy!
I vote for that too! He is such a doll!!!!
I vote to stay home and play with the puppy!
I vote for that too! He is such a doll!!!!
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Thanks for the morning laugh!!
Looking forward to hearing from you again soon. Hope all is going well.
Looking forward to hearing from you again soon. Hope all is going well.
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It was only one text. I was on my way out the door when I got the first one, pulling out of the drive for the second one (which I responded while I was driving). The rest were in between the "are we having school today?" calls. It made time go by a little faster anyway!
It was only one text. I was on my way out the door when I got the first one, pulling out of the drive for the second one (which I responded while I was driving). The rest were in between the "are we having school today?" calls. It made time go by a little faster anyway!
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Thanks for the morning laugh!!
Looking forward to hearing from you again soon. Hope all is going well.
X 2!
to you.
Looking forward to hearing from you again soon. Hope all is going well.
X 2!
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When I was texting you it dawned on me that I was putting your life at risk just because I couldn't sleep!! Geez, I am SUCH a good friend
Charmed arent you excited to join the 5 AM texting group!!
Well, believe it or not, I am up at 5am! I am making sandwiches and cutting carrots and celery for my dear husband to take to work....Oh BTW.... Tanya... what are you making for your DH's lunch? Mine is complaining about gaining weight. I have been sending more fruit and veggies but thought if you had any suggestions.......
When I was texting you it dawned on me that I was putting your life at risk just because I couldn't sleep!! Geez, I am SUCH a good friend
Well, believe it or not, I am up at 5am! I am making sandwiches and cutting carrots and celery for my dear husband to take to work....Oh BTW.... Tanya... what are you making for your DH's lunch? Mine is complaining about gaining weight. I have been sending more fruit and veggies but thought if you had any suggestions.......
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