It doesn't matter if I've just washed, smell like goat, smell like nothing, clean, dirty, dry.. etc. But those !@#$% FLIES!
You know.. the ones that bite something fierce. They aren't horseflies but not houseflies, though they're similar in size except kind of glossy brown/gold colored.
They NEVER leave me alone.
I swear all I do when I'm outside is stand around slapping myself! Makes me feel like cattle.
I guess they like the color of my hair? I don't know WHERE they come from, I can be out in the garden, busy around home, in the woods, in town, anywhere and they show up.
They are SO annoying!!
I deliberately hide under low hanging branches.
I run around contorted in zig-zag motions with my head as low to the ground as possible to try and avoid them.
I swing my head around in circles, let my hair loose and start headbanging and doing windmills
The only time that I can seem to actually slap and KILL any is when two get together and decide that the top of my head is the perfect breeding ground. I mean REALLY? MY HEAD?
If you see someone slapping themselves and dancing around like they're listening to 'I Whip My Hair Back and Forth', it might be me.
You know.. the ones that bite something fierce. They aren't horseflies but not houseflies, though they're similar in size except kind of glossy brown/gold colored.
They NEVER leave me alone.
I swear all I do when I'm outside is stand around slapping myself! Makes me feel like cattle.
I guess they like the color of my hair? I don't know WHERE they come from, I can be out in the garden, busy around home, in the woods, in town, anywhere and they show up.
They are SO annoying!!
I deliberately hide under low hanging branches.
I run around contorted in zig-zag motions with my head as low to the ground as possible to try and avoid them.
I swing my head around in circles, let my hair loose and start headbanging and doing windmills
The only time that I can seem to actually slap and KILL any is when two get together and decide that the top of my head is the perfect breeding ground. I mean REALLY? MY HEAD?
If you see someone slapping themselves and dancing around like they're listening to 'I Whip My Hair Back and Forth', it might be me.

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