Everything I have read says DON'T wash your eggs unless they are VERY dirty or if you are going to eat them right away (Storey's Guide to Raising Chickens has a very details chapter about this)... you are exactly correct about the bloom - it is the natural barrier to bacteria infestation and it is the safest thing. If you wash it off, the bacteria can get in through the pores and are more likely to make you sick. Also, if you wash off the bloom and then store them, they lose moisture more quickly and don't last nearly as long. You are right to not wash your eggs! However, if they are REALLY poopy, I guess it's neccessary.
This is a very interesting thread to me... I thought most people kept chickens specifically to get eggs to eat. I mean... the majority of us can't possibly be showing chickens, right? Meat and eggs are the main goals and I would think more people do only eggs than eggs and meat or meat alone, no? I didn't realize people had issues with eating their own eggs... I wonder what causes this "mental block?" I am new to keeping chickens myself, but have been around them plenty and have relished every opportunity to eat a homegrown egg! I can't imagine they are making people sick unless they are contaminated, which I think it pretty rare...