Eww..yuck....ANOTHER NEW PIC !

[maplesky7]

you're right...i think i have a problem.


i have 3 older sisters...one had acne pretty bad as a teen....i remember one time on the beach on vacation i found a tiny crab claw and you know how you take the middle membrane thing and you can get it to open and close? so we're laying out in the hot sun on a blanket next to each other and i start popping the pimples on her back with a crab claw and she's like, ow, is that your finger nails?

and then i start giggling and she turns and yells, "mooooom, gretchens picking my zits with a crab claw!!!!"


me,
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[Solace]

Not the thread to read while trying to eat a cup of yogurt!!

 

[willowcol]

eww!

 

[Catalina]

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Oh, on the back of his neck!

For some reason I was imagining it on his arm. My Dad had one on the back/side of his neck a few years ago. They really do look like alien pods!
He finally went to the doctor and had it removed, but only after my mom freaked out about it.
I can't remember exactly, but I think he tried warm compresses and a alum plaster. They didn't work, but the doctor cutting it out and giving him 2 stitches worked really well!

 

[MandyH]

Cysts usually have a sack around all the goop. You have to cut around the sack and pull the whole thing out with tweezers. It's not pretty, it looks kinda like you have pulled a flesh colored eyeball out of the incision. And if Gretchen really wants to be grossed out: When I was in nursing school doing a rotation in the ER, an old black man came in complaining of a "bump" on his bum. We prepped him and all then he showed us where on him bum the "bump" was. It was a golfball sized cyst on his bum hole and when the doctor lanced it, brown/green, cottage cheese looking FILTH shot about 8 feet across the room!!! It was THE most horrendous looking and doodoo smelling junk I have ever seen. We all had to leave the room to breathe, then they made me go clean it and dress it. I will NEVER forget that smell for the rest of my life. How's that, do I get the prize???LOL

 

[Catalina]

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You win!

I have a story about a man that claimed he ate a chicken bone and when it passed through his system got stuck and ripped up his 'lower regions'. He didn't go to the doctor right away and ended up with really, really bad stinky cellulitis. YUCK!

The OR stunk!

 

[maplesky7]

ew...and i made cream of brocolli tonight!

I kid you not! ha ha ha.


I say you WON somethin!

Like my aunt would say, "the hostess with the mostest."

ha ha ha.


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[maplesky7]

I just read that one again.

That makes it three times.

 

[maplesky7]

make that four.

 

[redhen]

popcorn NOT cottage cheese...