Excuses for Hubby......

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I'm glad we finally have a DH who thinks this is funny, and, is a chicken addict. See what all of us women go thru to get our chick fix?
 
"Honey, I asked you about hatching more eggs, and you said, 'Um hmmmm'. Weren't you listening to me? You NEVER really listen to me!"

[Insert tears here.]
 
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I love this one.....
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I agree I am a DH depending on my wifes mood it could stand for either of the deffinitions posted.......I love chickens so I would be thrilled if my wife wanted more but I think all of the excuesses that are posted are a riot......My wife just gives me the sexy puppy dog eyes and I pretty much cave to anything she wants....A couple years ago she wanted to adopt a kid from china......guess where my youngest son is from.....men will give into just about anything.
 
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HA!! This would totally work on my husband!!

Or I can do what I did today... Tell him at the same time I'm telling the girls. He can't resist the girls getting sooooooo excited about something. He would never rain on their parade!!

So this is how it went, while I was in the basement getting the laundry, I hear...

"Tell mommy her eggs are here."
"Mommy !!!!! The eggs are here!!!!!"

(me opening the door, bringing the eggs in.)

My husband, "Are they fertile?"

Me: "Um... yes."

(me thinking, Why would I buy them if they weren't fertile?"

But this is from the same guy that worked on the coop to surprise me and put all the nesting boxes on the ground.. "So they can reach them better."

And the same guy that while watching me candle said, "Oh, that one doesn't look too good. There's all those red veins in there."

I love my City Boy Husband! He's trying to hard to learn about these animals of mine!
 
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Do you have a single brother? It sounds like I need to SSS my husband and get a new one.

(I'M KIDDING I AM KIDDING!)
 

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