Farm chatter

[TheDawg]

Trust me, if that happens, just insult your kidnapper until they run off. Works every time. Or just carry a pocket knife.

Nah then they get mad and off ya and/or go on a spree I’ve been watching too much Criminal Minds

 

[CHlCKEN]

I’m glad I found that picture because l remember walking in to the barn and FREAKING OUT when they were there. They had always been such good chickens, but at this point they decided to go on a roost strike! Of course, they were pretty smart to sleep on the half wall, but it wasn’t very clean

I eventually put up window blinds on the half wall. They were making such a mess in the barn aisle so I had to block it off. Of course they still roosted on the frame of the stall so my efforts were wasted

 

[CHlCKEN]

Nah then they get mad and off ya and/or go on a spree I’ve been watching too much Criminal Minds

Not a child out in public! Well as long as your over 13 you have a good chance. Not every stranger who talks to you is scary. I once met a really nice new-to-chickens couple at a TSC and showed them all my favorite chicken products. We shared pictures of our chickens and I gave them a few tips as well as big ones. Strangers can be fun but they can also be quite sketchy. Thankfully some people know how to put up with kids. When I was a toddler I used to sing in grocery stores and talk to every person I met. I have a distinct memory from when i was two or three and I was singing in a grocery store and I sang out “WHY DOES THAT LADY HAVE GREY HAIRRRR?” And later I asked the cashier if she heard me singing. She replied quite quickly to that

 

[CHlCKEN]

Not a child out in public! Well as long as your over 13 you have a good chance. Not every stranger who talks to you is scary. I once met a really nice new-to-chickens couple at a TSC and showed them all my favorite chicken products. We shared pictures of our chickens and I gave them a few tips as well as big ones. Strangers can be fun but they can also be quite sketchy. Thankfully some people know how to put up with kids. When I was a toddler I used to sing in grocery stores and talk to every person I met. I have a distinct memory from when i was two or three and I was singing in a grocery store and I sang out “WHY DOES THAT LADY HAVE GREY HAIRRRER?” And later I asked the cashier if she heard me singing. She replied quite quickly to that

Funny, I’m the most talkative person you’ll ever meet, but when I was 8 I had selective mutism and wouldn’t speak a word!

 

[MysteryChicken]

Good morning.

At the near end of February I gotta clean my incubator, & get it running.

And clean the brooders, & the small coop out.

 

[TheDawg]

Not a child out in public! Well as long as your over 13 you have a good chance. Not every stranger who talks to you is scary. I once met a really nice new-to-chickens couple at a TSC and showed them all my favorite chicken products. We shared pictures of our chickens and I gave them a few tips as well as big ones. Strangers can be fun but they can also be quite sketchy. Thankfully some people know how to put up with kids. When I was a toddler I used to sing in grocery stores and talk to every person I met. I have a distinct memory from when i was two or three and I was singing in a grocery store and I sang out “WHY DOES THAT LADY HAVE GREY HAIRRRR?” And later I asked the cashier if she heard me singing. She replied quite quickly to that

Well, if they’re kidnapping them they’re clearly not nice but yeah, I’ve talked to lots of strangers and they’re usually pretty nice especially at the farm stores but ya never know. Sometimes even people you’ve known for years could be bad. Ever wonder why they catch a killer and go no way so & so could have done that?

 

[black_cat]

You're trying to tell me you think a cute cat is going to be more effective than a pocket knife?

Noooooooo
I didn't say that
My parents might not let me carry around a pocket knife, though

 

[CHlCKEN]

Good morning.

At the near end of February I gotta clean my incubator, & get it running.

And clean the brooders, & the small coop out.

Exciting!

 

[CHlCKEN]

Noooooooo
I didn't say that
My parents might not let me carry around a pocket knife, though

Gee I wonder why they wouldn’t

 

[CHlCKEN]

I think there was one or two more but I can’t remember their names

I have a list that I’ll look at when I come home lol